Bridge Benefit - Shaolin Deadheads only

[GeneChing]

trkn>fotd cumberland box ujb>wheel>ujb gdtrfb and we bid you goodnight
very tight - heavily orchestrated by phil
c u @ kaiser in a month!

[Qi dup]

huh?

[GeneChing]

I said shaolin deadheads only...

[KC Elbows]

****it, my Dead terminology is weak here Gene, and you've clearly ignored my demands for clarification on the "second hand smoke" thread.

Truckin is fairly obvious.

Kaiser in a month?



We want answers, mister!

[GeneChing]

But I'll check it out now.

I was just thinking about you KC. Come winter, I just bought a big jug of lotion because my tropcial genes dry my skin until I look like a molting lizard with dandruff. I found this patchouli lotion on sale so I got it. Well, now I know why it was on sale. I'm not a big fan of patchouli, but it never bothered me too much. This lotion, lord, it reeks. I'm saving it for whenever we meet to do push hands

As for a translation, you're either on the bus or off the bus.

[KC Elbows]

Elitist.

I warn you, my push hands skills are something else. Thus far, I utilize the noodle method, my body goes all over the place, yet my feet manage to stay obsessively rooted. It's not good for fighting, but it sure amuses my partners.

That's it. There's nothing more frustrating for a hippie than to not be allowed to play hippy games. I've got contacts who can decipher your gibberish. Once that's done I'll... I'll have deciphered it.

Oddly enough, I just found a station way in the low end of the dial out here that has a dead show for a couple hours on the weekend. The dead was always something I heard at my friends' houses, and I enjoyed it, but never owned any myself. The only stuff I owned was a copy of a copy of Robert Hunter(I think that's the name, wrote Terrapin Station) doing his stuff. Anyway, I sort of reminisced to it all.

Also, ever since participating in the squirrel thread, squirrels have been everywhere, I keep noticing squirrels and squirrel referrences everywhere. And ever since I added your quote to my sig, I've been in aggravating conversations. However, I've also been writing some of the best stuff of my life(not on here, of course, but in stories), so I'm willing to deal with the tradeoff.

I had no idea that gelatin could be such a lovecraftian thing. I guess it is made of bone meal.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

[Serpent]

Pass it on, KC, you've definitely crossed the Bogart line!

And Gene, your elitism is indeed frustrating!

[Yajirobe]

you people need help.

[GeneChing]

KC: Your noodle fu vs. my patchouli fist? Hmm, perhaps we should forego the amenities and just watch the got qi girls wrestle in jello. We can throw an octopus in there for a hentai-lovecraftian-sushi twist

Serpent: Well, I never thought of a deadhead as elitist. Want to join? It's easy. Tune in, turn on and drop out.

Yajirobe: I need help?? Indeed.
It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day.

Never prank a prankster...

[KC Elbows]

"KC: Your noodle fu vs. my patchouli fist? Hmm, perhaps we should forego the amenities and just watch the got qi girls wrestle in jello. We can throw an octopus in there for a hentai-lovecraftian-sushi twist"

Dude, we have to party.

BTW, that is a fantastic drink name.

[Hai_To]

Gene,

That's not a bad idea. I think an entire issue of KF/QG devoted to the got qi girls wrestling in jello or hot oil (since winter is fast approaching and we don't want them to catch a chill) would be your best selling issue ever.

[GeneChing]

Served on the rocks by your two favorite bartenders, me and KC!

[Serpent]

Originally posted by GeneChing
Serpent: Well, I never thought of a deadhead as elitist. Want to join? It's easy. Tune in, turn on and drop out.

Done!

Now mix me up one of them Hentai-Lovecraftian-Sushi Twists!

[GeneChing]

...that's when it all began
There was cowboy Neal
At the wheel
Of a bus to never-ever land

Serpent, It's kind of like Alice in Wonderland. Someone gives you a sugar cube that sezs eat me and you respond with "don't mind if I do."

[Serpent]

Cool.



(Still don't understand the first post though! )