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Happy Halloween, everyone!
Man,what a cool party last night.About 2 blocks away from my house there was this huge holloween party.I didn't know anyone there,but I saw all the cars parked out front and all the people on the front porch so I put my uniform on and a BRUCE LEE bandana and took my rubber chucks and crashed the party.Once I walked in the door this mummy hands me a beer and I said cool.loud music was playing,people were dancing,It was packed and I blended right in.
I was there for about 2 hours when some drunk came up to me and said"let me see those nunchucks" I handed them to him and he said "these are made of rubber,you don't know karate".I said it's Kung Fu not karate but yes I do know karate and Kung Fu.All of a sudden he yells BULL**** in my face along with some spit.I said may I have my rubber chucks back.He dangeled them in front of my face and said "try and get em karate man". Well I snatched them out of his hands in a fraction of a second.Then he pushed my head with the palm of his hand and said "what are ye gonna do about it"(I'm thinking this guy is insane to pick a fight with me,but he is drunk)Then he takes this large round house swing at me and it was very easy to block and I counterd with a quick hard jab to the far head.He fell down and it was over.
Then I met this cute girl there (and my girl friend is at her moms house at the time)She was sweet but her a-ss was a little fat but I still ended up making out with her on the sofa.
over all it was a great party.I just got up,it's sunday morning and I had to tell someone.
Thanks for letting me bend your ear.
Honest Neutral Clarity
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good story...
but u shoulda tried to get some of that fat a-ss
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I'm proud of you man, too bad there is no Halloween here, i could go as a shaolin monk.
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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH
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you da man!
Awesome story! one time I was in NYC and got invited to a party. I didn't have a costume so I wore my clothes inside out, like my underwear (clean thankfully) over my pants and even pulled my socks over my shoes and was inside out guy. I saw a picture of myself later, I was really drunk and had a visor on inside out and upside down. I looked really stupid but had a good time nonetheless.
In Leung Ting's Wing Chun book, he has this guy who has a monobrow and "Wrong" written across his chest, usually demonstrating an incorrect posture or something. That would be a cool costume, the "wrong" guy. I don't think I'd pick a fight with a guy in a kung fu outfit even if it was halloween.
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where i come from, making out on the sofa is considered a failure.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
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Where I come from, making out with a girl when your girlfriend is at home with her mother isn't exactly considered admirable either.
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You're fu(king up my chi
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i made out with a girl once :)
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Depends if it's a different postal code or not
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
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To make that story really cool the girl with the big butt should be the drunks girlfriend and all he could do was helplessly watch while his friends dogged himm!!!!!
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indeed, in her room, 2 feet away from her sisters room.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
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Happy Halloween, everyone!
I love Halloween!
"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn't mean I'm serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair
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Happy Halloween, everyone!
I would like to wish everyone a very happy, safe, fun Halloween! Peace. :D
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yay...
IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky's main man...
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