That thong is cool
As for the incongruency of those holy books, that further exemplifies the mess people get into with the bible, which is no more or less random. Their are striking incongruencies and philisophical differences from book to book, But when you see them for what they are and what they are not, it doesn't matter.
These books and others give us wisdom and our bodies know them the way we can feel better after a archetypal dream. Jonah was swallowed by a big fish, Fin mac Cumail also recieved wisdom from a fish in the deep, the wisdom from the subcontious. All of these stories are good, whether your wisdom comes from an apple in eden or the golden apples in Asgard, it is the same,
The tree of life wasn't in Persia, its here, now. Eat of it, its Taoist endorsed, Life or knowlege of good an evil? When you let go of good and evil....yin/yang, you arrive at Tai Chi which is a blissfull nirvanic paradise. To get caught up in good and evil is to be expelled from paradise and to know shame.
Smoking Mirror means not seeing clearly.