taoboy, that is true. THere is also deficiency that unrests balance.
balance is restored when the porridge of the human body is juuuuusssst right
peace
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taoboy, that is true. THere is also deficiency that unrests balance.
balance is restored when the porridge of the human body is juuuuusssst right
peace
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OMG flatulence Qi?!?!?!
Flatuence is simply a crap honking for the right of way!
Ya gotta smile!
So all this basically begs the question:
How much farting is too much?
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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Ya gotta smile!
That's not good enough! What's moderation in f@rting?
Three times an hour?
Once an hour?
Once a day?
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
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7-35 times a day for the average male in north american society.
peace
Kung Fu is good for you.
Ya gotta smile!
Good gawd!? Where did you actually find stats for that!?
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
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Qi can be translated several different ways. Conventionally we CMAers think of power, but it can also be breath, air and/or gas. In fact the character for gasoline (qi you) uses the same character as internal qi, combined with the character for oil. So passing gas can very literally be considered a loss of qi.
But then you must realize that within qigong, there is good qi and bad qi. It's just like witches over the rainbow. A lot of qigong is specifically designed to dispel bad, evil or dirty qi. This is why you may well 'poot' during practice. It's good for you. As Ben Franklin said "**** proudly."
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well said Gene ! well said
All I wanted was a Pepsi
So, essentially everytime you get a case of open-ass it just goes to prove further that qi does exist.
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The kind of qi that you wouldn't want to get trapped in an elevator with, yeah, that's about as real as it gets.
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****ing discussion...
>>>Tiger balm and flatulence
>>>You got to check out the discussion we had on this in our TCM forum - http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/for...p?threadid=8594
I was proud to have participated in that discussion.
After all these years, i still think it's funny when someone ****s while doing situps.
Peace.
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