I'd like to share something else with you...

[KC Elbows]

I hate pop tarts.

Let the mathematical debate begin.

[Suntzu]

u trippin!!!!!

[KC Elbows]

BTW, congrats on your sanshou experience.

[Stacey]

you only think you like pop tarts because you've never had toaster strudels. Your not really happy. Pop tarts are a crutch, an excuse not to cook a real breakfast.

[Suntzu]

how can u call yourself an American and not love the king of all empty calorie, sugar-coated, frosted junk food pastries… next thing u know you'll be tellin us how u hate the wonderful wrapped up scrap parts we call the Hotdog… somebody get a rope we gotta traitor...

[KC Elbows]

Now the hot dog is another story. And the jumbo chilli dog is the king.

However, I hold to my original stance. I hate pop tarts. You can frown frown roll eyes all you like, but the pop tart is not what it once was. It is a mere shadow of it's former frostiness. Even the chocolate pop tart holds no meaning for me now.

Toaster Streudel is even grosser than the pop tart. I denounce all of your processed pastryness.

[fa_jing]

Royce would choke a pop tart.

[KC Elbows]

I disagree. A pop tart would choke Royce.

[fa_jing]

Maybe - if Royce tried one of his lame-o side kicks to close the distance to the toaster.

[KC Elbows]

[guohuen]

Hey! What's wrong with Maddona?

[eulerfan]

Originally posted by KC Elbows
I hate pop tarts.

Let the mathematical debate begin.

I've only started two of those. Let's not get melodramatic.

[KC Elbows]

What are the odds of a third?

[eulerfan]

Dude, I swear I'll do my best.

It's just all I do all day. That and kung fu. That's my sad, pathetic little life. When you do one thing all day, every day, it's difficult not to relate everything else to it.

I've been warned enough times. I'll shut up about it. Really, I will.

[KC Elbows]

You're no fun.