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    Originally posted by Serpent
    I wonder what the great mathematicina Euler would think about popping tarts?
    well the mathematist ODB, would think they are some gay dancers!.

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    Re: Cheesecake and Buttons

    Originally posted by KC Elbows
    Apparently, I've wandered into the red light district of pop tart town. Cherry, brown sugar, chocolate, like you've never seen them before!
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    Do ya think we could make 50??
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    Election Results 2002, by Frankie G.

    Now THAT'S good eatin'!
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    I'm polishing up my boots and practicing my goosestep. How about you?
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    Well i hate pop tarts and rat mea....I mean hot dogs.

    So there.
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    hot dogs are only useful when covered in chili, cheese and onions.

    like this:

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    The only reason KC doesn't like pop tarts is because when you live in Kansas City, Kansas, you get the "hand-me-down" pop tarts, which are basically pop tarts that did not pass inspection at the Kansas City, Missouri supermarkets. That's why they are cheaper there too.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

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    Originally posted by ewallace
    The only reason KC doesn't like pop tarts is because when you live in Kansas City, Kansas, you get the "hand-me-down" pop tarts, which are basically pop tarts that did not pass inspection at the Kansas City, Missouri supermarkets. That's why they are cheaper there too.
    For those who don't understand this process, it is very similar to the way Texas keeps it's good politicians in Texas, where there's better mexican food, and sends it's "hand me down" ones to Washington, where they won't bother Texans, if they know whats good for them.

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    Well said KC...well said. The gummint does thing a lil' bit diffently down heea.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

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    the good thing? at least in texas' death row, you're ensured fresh, new neighbors about once per week. lots of new friends!



    (edit -- i have to add that i live in a state that was i think the first to not hang someone for cruel and unusual punishment reasons -- he was so fat that hanging him would risk decapitation and this, according to some, was cruel; irritating part? he ate himself obese AFTER he got to jail, and washington's default death method is hanging and the only alternative is choosing lethal injection; BUT, the inmate didn't choose injection, and hanging would be cruel and unusual, so he's kinda stuck)
    Last edited by rubthebuddha; 11-07-2002 at 05:01 PM.
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