Some of this makes no sence to me.
I also dont get the relevence of using the UFC as a reference for street encounters.
"STANDARD WHEEZE #1) "The ground is the last place you want to be in a street fight!"
"Answer "1-A": As Mark Tripp, a judoka and noted non-BJJ player once correctly pointed out, a STREET FIGHT is the last place you want to be in a street fight! Usually, you go to the ground in a street fight BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER! "
* BJJ is an art which chooses to perform the vast majority of its techniques from the ground. In a fight you are likely to do what you are best trained in and what has worked for you in the past. If your main skill set is ground fighting you will likely at some point take the fight to the ground even in pure reflex.
"In the real world, people trip (on curbs, curbstones, rocks, other combatants), slip (on mud, snow, water, because you wore slick-soled dress shoes on a date), try takedowns that seemed like a good idea at the time but didn't work out the way you planned (he grabs on to you as you try to sweep his legs out, great drunken ******* that he is, and you both go down), and, surprise surprise, you get thrown or knocked the **** down!"
* Fine and dandy. No one is advocating having *no* ground defence. Many people advocate that deliberately taking a street fight there is a poor idea. BJJ is an art which again seeks to take its opponent to the ground.
"Royce, Royler, Rickson, and Rorion do the same thing with monotonous regularity: clinch, takedown, establish mount, punch them until they roll and give their back, and either punch them in the back of the head some more for chuckles or choke them out. That's the progression."
* This is what im saying. The mindset is to take the opponent to the ground. If the argument is then that BJJ is aware that being on the ground is a poor idea in a 'streetfight' then why do there top practioners deliberately take all there fights there?
"Answer "1-B": Your job may require you to take someone down and handcuff them"
* Your job may be a milkman. This whole arguement is about BJJ on the street. I hardly think this is relevent.
"Answer "1-C": Most people on the street have ZERO ground fighting skills. While standing, they have a rudimentary game plan at best: ("I will strike the other person until they give up or are knocked out."
* This is a poor argument, i could also say that most people on the street dont know cma so that gives me an automatic huge advantage.
"Answer "1-D": The ground can be your friend."
* It *could* certainly. I think the argument is that going to the ground is 'generaly' a bad idea. Absolutes in fighting are retarded, ive seen enough people of good skill get knocked out by lucky punches to know that.
"Answer "1-E": And, in the unlikely event your opponent IS a skilled groundfighter (Olympic wrestler or Judoka, ex-Spetsnaz Sambo champion, renegade BJJ black belt, or what have you), you for **** sure better have some skills on the ground, as for sure he's going to take you there and you will not have much choice in the matter)."
* Again they could also be a ninja assasin and you darn well better know how to find them when they disappear and start throwing ninja stars at you Again pointless arguement.
"(BONUS SUB-STRAWMAN ARGUMENT 1.1: "Yeah, try pulling guard / butt-scooting In The Street!" Yes, facing an opponent in the street bent on doing me harm, I will drop to my butt, scooting towards him like a dog with worms, my legs extending and waving about like the tentacles of a giant squid, trying desperately to entwine my legs around his hips and draw him into my maw-guard so that I can perform a complicated sweep. Sheesh. "
* So why then is so much time spent training like this? Could it be that the rule sets usualy used for fighting in these tournaments allow such practices? Again if you know such things are poor self defence then why bill it as such?
"(BONUS SUB-STRAWMAN ARGUMENT 1.2): "The ground ain't a mat - there is gravel and crack pipes and broken glass and hot asphalt! You don't want none of that!"
"Answer 1.2-A: All the more reason to be on top when you go to the ground. "
* Or not go there deliberately at all! Why say 'when' could it be that its where your 'planning' on going in the first place?
"Answer 1.2-B: Yeah, it hurts a little to do a takedown or scramble on gravel or asphalt. It hurts less than getting your ass kicked. Cowboy up!"
* Brilliant answer... Lets just avoid the issue entirely
"STANDARD WHEEZE #2: "Real fights aren't pretty like on the mat. In The Street, people bite and claw and eye-gouge!"
"Answer "2-A": UFC 1: Gerard Gordeau tries to bite Royce Gracie's ear off. Guess who tapped, and if Royce hadn't been such a nice guy, would have had a broken elbow."
* If it had not been Royce and had been a less skilled exponent with only a few months training he may have lost his ear. I also fail to see why Gerard didnt simply bury his teeth and rip? Possibly becouse he was trying to make Royce 'let go'?
"Answer "2-B": I have you in a falling arm-bar (juji-gatame). You say you would just bite my leg, a la Bruce Lee vs. Bolo Yeung in "Enter the Dragon".
* I dont think anyone is advocating that biting is the first defence against a groundfighter. Still it doesnt take much of a stretch to see that becouse biting is illegal in most forms of wrestling then obviously it will develop without protecting against it either.
"Answer "2-C": You can train Keena Mutai all you want; if you don't have positional control, biting won't help you much."
* Biting does not require any particular body mechanic, postional control matters little. Its always a last resort for anyone.
"STANDARD WHEEZE #3: "They pull knives out, too! Big long pointy ones! You'll get stabbed if you try to pull guard in The Street!"
"Answer "3-A"
* Agree with most of this so ill leave it.
"Answer "3-B": If possible, you want to be the guy who brought the gun to the knife fight. Even if you carry a firearm, you are going to need some skills to keep the pointy sharp thing from contacting you at conversational distance until you access your roscoe and start aiming for center mass. A gun alone isn't enough. FMA are very good in this case, or for knife/impact awareness in general. Steve Tarani has a good video/training program for this specific case. Even for the most fanatical handgunner, however, there will be times when you are unarmed. In your home, in countries/cities where gun ownership is not allowed, in correctional facilities, whether as a visitor or a resident. You NEED grappling skills."
* How does this affect the argument at hand "You'll get stabbed if you try to pull guard in The Street!"?
Up and down, forward and backward, left and right, its all the same. All of this is done with the mind, not externaly.
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