I noticed that the main page of the forum, and any of the thread list pages of the forums are pulling very, very slow. Sometimes posting replies is very slow too. It's been going on for about 2 days now. Is it just me?
All I wanted was a Pepsi
I noticed that the main page of the forum, and any of the thread list pages of the forums are pulling very, very slow. Sometimes posting replies is very slow too. It's been going on for about 2 days now. Is it just me?
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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same here
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ditto
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Nope it's slow
ewallace to answer your question of course Royce could choke out Rerun there's no one he couldn't choke out he's invincible.
But the real question is could Royce choke himself out?
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to banish kindness from this place
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To behold the fierceness of wolves
assailing ye saints thoroughly
(Sans love, sans compassion)
To behold the wails of thine in affright
whilst evil preyeth upon thy hearts
(Sans warmth, sans pity)
To behold a world, darkly astir
rising in madness and mystery
(sans light, sans life)
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They need to reboot and rebuild their indexes.. i mean really man.. that should be obvious.. right???
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All I wanted was a Pepsi
Actually GGL, I was thinking a simple order by would be in order. By.
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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obviously your aggregate function of your order by statement would inhibit the primary key constraint in which the null statement would be chosen.. and we all know that nulls and constraints don't mix.. obviously you would utilize the having statement with a inner join and a nested select *
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is it just me, or is GGL flirting with ewallace?Originally posted by GGL
obviously your aggregate function of your order by statement would inhibit the primary key constraint in which the null statement would be chosen.. and we all know that nulls and constraints don't mix.. obviously you would utilize the having statement with a inner join and a nested select *
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Dude I'm mean dude, really dude.... I see you are not verse in the words of geekdom
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kool avatar!
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Question for you GGL, since you seem to speak my language. Say you have a stored procedure. That procedure fires off 8 more stored procedures. On my system it works fine. On the system they are supposed to function on, the data produced is not the same. Now, both are on SQL 7. Both are using the EXACT same data from the exact same tables (I know, because I cleared 33 tables and imported the data from the other system). The permissions on both are the same.
WTF?
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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hmm upgrade to sql 2000
no really.. it sounds like you have produced a local sp that acts like a trigger to fire off 8 others.. I may be wrong on this but what is the orginal call.. calling for.. a select, update or delete, and is it fired off after the orginal call or as a alternate... can you give me some code.. if not no sweat..
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