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Thread: Read an actual conversation between George Bush and Condolezza Rice

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    Read an actual conversation between George Bush and Condolezza Rice

    > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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    > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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    > George: Great. Lay it on me.
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    > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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    > George: That's what I want to know.
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    > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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    > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    >
    > Condi: Yes.
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    > George: I mean the fellow's name.
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    > Condi: Hu.
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    > George: The guy in China.
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    > Condi: Hu.
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    > George: The new leader of China.
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    > Condi: Hu.
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    > George: The Chinaman!
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    > Condi: Hu is leading China.
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    > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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    > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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    > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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    > Condi: That's the man's name.
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    > George: That's who's name?
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    > Condi: Yes.
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    > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    > China?
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    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >
    > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
    > East.
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    > Condi: That's correct.
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    > George: Then who is in China?
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    > Condi: Yes, sir.
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    > George: Yassir is in China?
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    > Condi: No, sir.
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    > George: Then who is?
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    > Condi: Yes, sir.
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    > George: Yassir?
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    > Condi: No, sir.
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    > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
    > Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: No, thanks.
    >
    > Condi: You want Kofi?
    >
    > George: No.
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    > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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    > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
    > then get me the U.N.
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    > Condi: Yes, sir.
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    > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    >
    > Condi: And call who?
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    > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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    > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    >
    > George: Will you stay out of China?!
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >
    > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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    > Condi: Kofi.
    >
    > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    >
    > (Condi picks up the phone.)
    >
    > Condi: Rice, here.
    >
    > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
    > send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
    > food in the Middle East?
    All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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    lol that is freakin' hillarious!!!!!!!
    practice wu de


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    Hu- didn't he play first base for... ? No, that would have been his grandfather.

    Ask Yassir "That's My Baby" Arafat. He'd know.

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    Talking

    Condi: Kofi.
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    > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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    Thumbs up

    classic, absolutely classic.

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    Thumbs up "An actual conversation"

    LOL, that could actually happen in the real world i think, if it not already has.

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