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    KFO awards

    poster of the year

    troll of the year

    best mouth boxer

    funniest

    biggest animal lover

    quote of the year

    thread of the year

    I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

    dumbest thread

    funniest thread

    longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    If I don't win "Most likely to **** up his left knee running down a flight of stairs", this is the last you'll see of me, Jack!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
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    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

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    Worst concussion: me
    (but I am feeling better)

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    I vote CSN "most likely to fukk up his RIGHT knee running down stairs.."


    and I vote myself most ****ed off because he can't spell swear words on KFO like other rmembers can and NOT ONE **** PERSON HAS HELPED ME FIGURE OUT HOW WHEN I ASKED!!!!!!!!

    3 times man, its like some sort of fukking conspiracy or something....
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    Wierdest Threads: No_Know

    Chi Hippi of the year: Prana (although EarthDragon would've got it if he hadn't disappeared).

    Person who makes you think "How would anybody know that": Tainan Mantis (the guy's got the facts although several others get honorable mentions).

    King of Trolls: Ralek, who else inspired so much... well, he was funny.

    Most likely to shoot you in da'face: Red 5 all the way.

    Best friggin' avatars: Rubthebhuddha-- he knows no equal when it comes to avatars.

    poster that KFOers most want to see nakid: shared between MAMargie and Wushu Chick. (GDA, 7star, and NorthernMantis also scored surprisingly high).

    Most likely to make me feel like an @ss: Apoweyn

    Coolest Mullett: Gene Ching

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    Red5: Fuck you.
    Last edited by DelicateSound; 12-31-2002 at 11:26 AM.
    "Martial Arts will help lead to d@mnation – Yes, d@mnation!"

    -Bible Truths.

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    funniest ----> mantidsquasher...the hillbilly phonetic spelling puts it over the top.

    and all the country-disco type slangisms, i'm gonna put a character just like that if I ever make a movie.

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    Rookie of the Year
    either marge, just 'cause she started that thread
    or Euler, because well, she's euler
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    most likely to feel apologetic to mightyb for making him feel like an arse without remembering specifically why he made mightyb feel like an arse: me

    sorry mate.


    stuart b.
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.

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    It's all in good fun Apoweyn, you're one of the few who call me out when I'm in a Rant or being a troll. Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.

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    Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.
    too kind, sir. cheers. and happy new year!


    stuart b.
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.

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    Re: KFO awards

    poster of the year
    ME!

    troll of the year
    Volcano Admim for effort

    best mouth boxer
    Braden

    funniest
    really hard to pick this one

    biggest animal lover
    ill start to study veterinary next year and i weight about 275

    quote of the year
    not sure if its from this year: "I do not racism agsint the chinese" by Ralek

    thread of the year
    The got qi girls

    I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.
    word

    dumbest thread
    the bacon samich related ones

    funniest thread
    i couldnt pick one

    longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)
    you said yourself

    best avatar
    RTB's vibrating little dude, my domo-kun comes as second.
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Dropping the most Knowledge

    Don't know how many of you bounce over to the Shaolin forum...
    NorthernShaolin has been dropping more knowledge then well someone whos dropped mad knowledge in the past.

    Big up to him and Gene for the "continue education program" on Shaolin history, legend, and all that good jazz.
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    I think Omegapoint has done a good job of getting people to respect karate styles. I think he knows more about this subject than anybody else on here, and he has proven to be an asset to this forum as a result.

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    I don't think Ralek should win best troll this year. He's hardly been here, and his approach was nothing new. I'm going with Volcano Admim. He rocks, despite he no dad paying martial arts.


    funniest- This is also tough, but Xebs has really been cracking me up lately, eWallace had a great run in there, for a Texan, and Serpent has been pretty consistently on. I'm going with Xebs.


    Biggest animal lover- I would like to point out that I hijacked the smoking thread to rant against people who think they can get rid of old dogs just because they're inconvenient, and forced the forum admin to at least listen to my list of demands.

    Baddest Mofo- Shaft

    Dumbest thread- any vs. thread

    Funniest thread- Tough one. There was one where the topic changed with every post- it was a non-sequitor thread. One of my kung fu brothers read it and couldn't stop laughing. Everyone kept saying "think about it" on the thread. Can't remember the original title, though.

    Rookie of the Year- Eulerfan



    Red 5, you never asked me.

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