even if you win ...
i mean really ... what the hell is the point? why is there a sport where you intentionally get inhumanly obese? i guess if it were designed to give people who were already fatasses something active to do it wouldn't be that bad, but they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese ....
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"what the hell is the point?"
answer 1: To push the other guy out of the ring or make him fall down.
answer 2: To gain vast wealth and adulation.
answer 3: Um...that's all I got.
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First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
even if you win ...
"To gain vast wealth and adulation"
.... for being a big tub of sh it. i just don't get it.
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they're actually pretty physically fit - apart from their massive size. i've seen a sumo wrestler do a full split to take a guy down
anyways... the chicks man! think of the chicks!
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I'd put a Summo up against Royce anyday. Royce would get squished
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Have to agree with TJD.
Ever seen the Wifes of those Sumo-Wrestlers.
Never mind that the successful rikishi are looked after for the rest of their lifes with no worries about money, etc.
GDA is just jealous that he hasn't got the money and chicks.
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A sumo made a split and won? I thought ya lost if you touched the floor? Or something... I have to agree that Sumo is quite stupid, but they could probebly kick Royce's ass ANY day!No seriously, how do you throw anything at a mountain of fat?
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An average workout for these guys would put your scrawny ass in the hospital (as could the most casual swat from one of these athletes, btw)Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i mean really ... what the hell is the point? they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese ....
They have money coming out the ears and the most beautiful women in the world on the arm.
You really don't see the point?
Hey I think "Chi" is real
I dont see why Americans couldnt be good at sumo what with the need to be massively over weight....Oh thats right you have to be fit as well.
LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?
even if you win ...
no i dont see the point. and i never said they couldnt move or they couldnt fight. i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money ... girls ... fame ... all these rewards for being fat fu cks ... it just doesnt make any sense.
where's my beer?
even if you win ...
... and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that's just low man.
where's my beer?
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Japan's got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task... Just sit back and enjoy
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Thus spake the skinny fu ckOriginally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money ... girls ... fame ... all these rewards for being fat fu cks ... it just doesnt make any sense.
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Everybody's got a wierd-ass culture. It all depends on where you're lookin' at it from (that sounds dirty somehow)Originally posted by Kinjit
Japan's got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task... Just sit back and enjoy
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Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
... and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that's just low man.
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