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  1. 01-05-2003, 10:22 PM #1
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    brazilian jiujitsu causes impotence!

    Okay, I'm joking. But Sue Johansen is talking to the girlfriend of a BJJ player who's lost interest in sex with her. She says there's no steroid issues, and probably the other performance enhancers (creatine, etc.) have nothing to do with it.

    So, is it that he's getting his 'satisfaction' on the mat? Or is it just that BJJ really is better than sex?

    (No offense to the wrestlers here, really. I just thought it was funny enough to share.)

    OMG! Now there's a guy who bruised his nuts black and blue during sex.

    It's just a crazy night on "Sex Talk." I love Sue Johansen. But not like that.
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  2. 01-05-2003, 10:28 PM #2
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    Who's Sue Johansen?
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    She's the grandma-aged and looking host of some call-in sex shows. She's Canadian, but here shows air here in the states as well on "Oxygen" which is supposedly a 'women's' network, so I suppose I may be singling myself out for further mockery by revealing I watch this. On the other hand, I don't care: it's a fun, informative show. She's smart, tolerant, and well informed. Think of her as the anti-Dr. Laura, if that helps.

    http://oxygen.com/sexshow/
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    Cool. I have no idea who Dr Laura is either, as it goes, but I get the idea now!

    So, you watch women's channels then do you?
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    Not a lot. But I do like this show. I mean...she gives advice to guys who bruise their nuts! What's not to like?
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    Me confused.

    impotent = lack of want to have sex with someone.

    I always thought impotent had to with probs of getting it up or fathering kids.

    Guess I need a new dictionary.
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    Can't argue with that!
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    Laughing Cow - You're right, my headline is inaccurate and sensationalistic. Guess why I chose it?
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    Originally posted by Laughing Cow
    Me confused.

    impotent = lack of want to have sex with someone.

    I always thought impotent had to with probs of getting it up or fathering kids.

    Guess I need a new dictionary.
    You were right. Impotence is not being able to get it up.

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    Come on, we all got the point. Right?
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    Originally posted by Sho
    Come on, we all got the point. Right?
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    That would reflect negatively on her if a straight man would rather roll around with men than bang her.
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    Originally posted by Ford Prefect
    That would reflect negatively on her if a straight man would rather roll around with men than bang her.
    No, I really think it would reflect more about the guy's sexuality than anything about his woman!
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    I think the guy needs to get his priorities straight and his ducks in a row, otherwise he will sleep in a cold lonely bed.

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    Potentate..

    In addition to BJJ causing impotence, it can also cause self-importance and impudence!
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