The Worst Thread in the World

[dezhen2001]

Serpent: that was just tooo much
Ironfist: and also that serpent looks like shaggy from scooby doo

dawood

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry."

I'll up the ante to this thread sucks unwiped ass.

Hey!
You got nothin' on mr. Johnny C.!

This thread sucks gangrenous decomposing hairy sweaty unwiped hobo @ss (with diarrhea).

[Oso]

This thread sucks gangrenous decomposing hairy sweaty unwiped hobo @ss (with chunky diarrhea).

[cogg]

This thread sucks sheep ass with extra gruff nuts and flies!

[dezhen2001]

cogg: the guy in your avatar looks like hes done that too much

dawood

[eulerfan]

lines from songs I really love:

"Dogs like me 'cuz I'm crazy sniffable!" - Beastie Boys(none of whom are related to screech, apparently)

"As I stand in the Shower
Singing Opera and such
Pondering the possibility that I
Pull the pud too much
There's a scent that fills the air
Is it flatus? Just a touch.
And it makes me think of you."
-Primus

"You've got a methodist coloring book and you color really well. But don't color outside the lines or god will send you to hell."
-Dead Milkmen

"Pigs are sheep and cats are dogs and thoughts are made of lincoln logs."
-Meat Puppets

"I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat"
-Suicidal Tendencies

[Xebsball]

I like this stuff:

Hey dont miss out what you passing, you missing the hootah
of the funky buddha!
Eluder of the fucked up styles that get wicked!
So come on as i start to kick it!

Cos we're like the outlaws striding, suckas are hidding
Jump behind the bush when they see me driving BY
Hanging out the window! And my magnum taking out some putos!!
Acting kinda loco, im just another local kid, from the streets, getting paid for my vocals.
Here is something you cant understand:
HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN!

[rubthebuddha]

ah yes, the old cypress. thanks, xebbers.

"like most people 'bout as much as they like me
haven't found a way to say '**** you' politely"

[Oso]

"He had a one job he did longer than ever. He never worked more than two
days, but this job he lasted a week! Yeah, it was taking the heads off o'
chickens. So one day my grandfather had to ask him, seein' how Randy
would get up early in the morning, make his lunch and he'd even go to
work early, he was like 'Randy, what's so great about this job?' He says
'It makes ya think, it makes ya wonder, i's just so expanding of the mind.
Ya see, there I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken
starts flyin' all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin'
back at me 'cause he's mad 'cuase I ripped his head off, or is he flyin'
at me 'cause I'm holdin' his head in my hand, or is he flyin' at me 'cause
he can't see where he's goin'?' Yeah, ain't no one seen Cousin Randy in
many years..."

--Infectious Grooves




Swing in this tree
Oh I am bounce around so well
Branch to branch,
limb to limb you see
All in a day's dream
I'm stuck
Like the other monkeys here
I am a humble monkey
Sitting up in here again
But then came the day
I climbed out of these safe limbs
Ventured away
Walking tall, head high up and singing
I went to the city
Car horns, corners and the gritty
Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen
Monkey see, monkey do

Then comes the day
Staring at myself I turn to question me
I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well
Oh things were quiet then
In a way they were the better days
But now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey see, monkey do

--DMB

I'm sitting in my room in your prison doing time
Bars on my windows because your not so good at crime
Standing on the corner with nothing in your head
Shirt on your back and a gun in your pants
Thinking you're the man but you're only a stand in
Standing in line to be the next bad guy
I see what you do when you use what you got
But what do you do when you do what you want

You're so civilized
You get brutalized
I see you get yourself cut down

Getting your mind off some guy's record
Making his money off fools like you
Singin' about killing like it ain't no thing
But you'll do the time when you live it for real
Paying his way from your Death Row cell
You're the last one to see that you got sold out
I hear you say you hate pigs so much
Then why the hell do you act like one

A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you
A gun in your hand makes a target out of me
Freedom?
You want your freedom
You can't handle freedom
You're dying for it

--Henry Rollins


If I listened to everything that they said to me I wouldn't be here
And if I took the time to bleed from all the tiny little arrows shot my way I
wouldn't be here
The ones who don't do anything are the ones who try to put you down
You could spend your entire life in the nowhere land of self doubt
When you start to doubt yourself
The real world will eat you alive

It's time to align your body with your mind
It's hero time
It's time to align your body with your mind
It's time to shine

I'm talking to you. Hero time starts right now

If you think you've got 100 extra years to mess around you're wrong
This time is real. Your time is now. It's hero time.

Hard times are getting harder
The liars are acting strong
You better get a grip on yourself
Or you won't be around too long

No such thing as spare time
No such thing as free time
No such thing as down time
All you got is life time. GO

I got grace in times of friction
I got truth in times of fiction
I got no time for the hype
Suicide? I'm not the type

No time for drug addiction
No time for smoke and booze
Too strong for a shortened life span
I've got no time to lose

--Henry Rollins

[TaoBoy]

"When she stands in the sand I dream of peaches.
And I'm not sure what that means either."



More pearls at http://www.letssingit.com/machine-gu...tio-k5m1k.html. I suggest reading the lyrics to the first song on the list. Classic.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by IronFist
I have learned so much from this thread.

To think, Dustin Diamond is not related to Mike D...

IronFist

I know! Can you imagine!?

[eulerfan]

I didn't find it all that surprising. I mean, it's not like they're saying Marilyn Manson isn't actually the kid from Wonder Years or anything. Now that would be shocking.

[Serpent]

Another great lyric from Machine Gun Fellatio:

"The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares!"

[Serpent]

Originally posted by eulerfan
I didn't find it all that surprising. I mean, it's not like they're saying Marilyn Manson isn't actually the kid from Wonder Years or anything. Now that would be shocking.

It would explain a lot about Marilyn Manson is he was the kid fom The Wonder Years.

[neptunesfall]

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