Brit Kuet
"Don't mess with my Desmond!" - an obscure saying from Sussex that means something about someone else spending your money.
"Lummux" - A bit like saying bugger when something goes wrong. Comes from a cartoon... apparently.
"Fit like Loom" - Heard this from a drunk Scot and, despite his being a good friend, I've never been able to glean what this means.
"You Bell-End" - The best, simple insult you can issue and one that will always lead to someone kicking YOU on the bell-end.
The list of 'odd language from the UK' could go on forever.... Sheldon... step and issue your best!!!!
*There is no Rene. Understand that, then bend yourself.* Rene Ritchie
*I just meet what I would be if I wasd a hot women attracted to me* - Unity (posted on Kung Fu forum)
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