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  1. 01-23-2003, 11:03 PM #1
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    Question Machines that give you chi!

    Maybe it will help you shoot kamehamehas?

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  2. 01-23-2003, 11:06 PM #2
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    Wow. I just ordered one.
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    you big copycat... remember, I posted a few of those back when Turiyan was supposed to give us that program that we're still waiting on?
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  4. 01-23-2003, 11:44 PM #4
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    I forgot you had posted that one. Sorry.

    Dude, just think; if it only takes 2 weeks to develop "Awesome Chi Powers," if we had been practicing for the 2 years that we've been waiting for Turiyan to give us that link, our chi powers would be so beyond "awesome" it wouldn't even be funny.

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  5. 01-24-2003, 02:34 AM #5
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    I know - we'd be sweeter than ninjas right now. We'd have everyone crapping their pants at the mere thought of us!
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    7* i already do man

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    Exclamation Oh my

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    If the pictures are accurate, then steroids will also give you chi...

    There is also a rumor floating aorund that MightyB's mother gives chi, but it's expensive.......
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    I'm crapping my pants at the thought of my ding dong shrinking and my skin turning discusting like the cretin in the picture. So chi is an artificial steroid like substance?
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    There is also a rumor floating aorund that MightyB's mother gives chi, but it's expensive.......
    Red5's does it for free
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    .. and I'm not EVEN gone ask how you have that site !





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    Exclamation Oh my ----

    Ironfist----

    Wow--- that's uhm--- yeah that's sick that you even knew about it--- I laughed my arse off and then sent the link to one of my friends who's extremely unlucky with the ladies.

    Da mn that was funny.
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    like no one else fu cks animals.
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    Originally posted by MightyB


    Red5's does it for free
    What's her number?
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    I just skimmed it, but it looks to me like some variation on Wilhelm Reich's Orgone box fooferaw.

    As has already been noted, 'fraudulent' is a much too kind adjective for this load of hogwash.
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