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    Never to disppear!

    It just occurred to me that posting a thread on this forum is guaranteed to keep your name on the list as there's only 4 or 5 threads in here. So, I though I would. Feel free to ignore this thread completely. I'll just quietly watch the View count rise.

    This is like the quiet country town forum, populated by few, visited by fewer.

    Ho hum...
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    They say idle hands are the devil's tools



    Quiet country towns are the worst. Just look at Twin Peaks.
    FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

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    Welcome serpent!

    Here's the KFM pill of immortality for you - that funny little forum at the bottom.
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    Now I need to start something so I can be immortal too.

    The only problem with immortality is that there can be only one.
    Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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    wanna live forever?

    There's the scar tissue. That catches up to you too.
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    Oh no! I finally got my shot at immortality and I made a typo in the title!

    WAAHHH!
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    Like I said...

    ... scar tissue. And it just looks worse over time....
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    Very allegorical to life, really.

    Just when everything seems to be working out, you spot a typo.

    *sigh*
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    typos

    Typos cling to your posts like scars on your buttocks.
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    Ew.

    If only real life had an edit button, eh?
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    edit button in real life?

    Nah...

    For me, a giant Ctrl-X, so I could delete everyone I hate!!! Take that!!! And that!!! You're gone!!! Yes, I'm sure!!! Gone, gone, gone!!! Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!



    (I'll go to the store and buy some decaf)
    FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

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    I would rather have a mute button. That way I can turn off a lot of the inane prattle I'm subjected to every day.
    Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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    ctrl+alt+dlt

    An occasional reboot would be nice...
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    The subject of this thread is now 'buttons you would want to have in everyday life', I think ...

    Personally:

    1. PageDown - so I could scroll through bad periods in my life
    2. CapsLock - so I could talk in a way that would make some people finally notice me
    3. F1 - so I could get some explanation of what the #$%& is going on...



    God, I'm so depressed.



    *reaches for something off camera*

    NO! Don't press that 'OFF' button!
    Last edited by quiet man; 01-30-2003 at 12:57 PM.
    FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

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    I wouldn't mind a few more shift+4's in my life.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
    ---------------------------------------------
    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
    ---------------------------------------------
    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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