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    Mommy, whats a Nanja?

    Clicked link at top to visit store, found this...
    I have a signature.

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    Nanjas are totally sweet.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

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    Nanjas are totally swoot.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    They flop out and kull people.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    Nanjas are mimmels.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
    Nanjas are mimmels.
    ****ing LOL!

    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    serpent

    :: very old man (talking) :: There was this guy named Serpent. And he had two choices. He could either ......go out with this girl on a date. Or, he could be Killed and die a horrible death.

    ::curious bystander:: What happened to him?

    :ld man:: Oh he died. He was driving down the street one day, and a throwing knive mysteriously flew through the air and punctured his tire. The car flipped over several times and Serpent was thrown from the vehicle. It was spectacular.

    ::another curious bystander:: Did he die from the car exploding?

    Old man:: No, he was fine. But weeks later, during a sexual encounter, a ceiling tile came loose from the vibration and fell from Serpent's bedroom ceiling. It landed directly on Serpents head and he was rushed to a hospital. But it was too late. He was DEAD!. So do you see what you can learn from this story?

    ::listening child:: Not to have sex and make the ceiling vibrate?

    ::Old man:: NO!! If you ever have a choice to either die, or take out a girl... take out the girl

    ::bystander:: So Serpent didnt take out the girl?

    ::Old man:: Well yes he did, they became a steady couple. She was the other person in bed with him when he died. It was very tragic, but purely coincidental.

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    Must have taken a while to type that up. Was it supposed to be funny or what?
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    lol at all you guys

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    Nanjas eWn yU0

    btw, what browser is that in the picture?

    IronFist
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    I have a signature.

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    "If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar

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  14. Cool

    On a bad day,nanja´s may switch on ninjo´s...
    The sunset´s setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    you say ninjas, i say nanjas

    Okay, that's a fair cop. I had told our webmaster Jake to correct "Nanja" where it was misspelled and he went through and changed all the ninjas to nanja (he's a Chinese speaker so there's some excuse, but not much since he's fluent in English.) Our recently updated site should be correct - click ninja.
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