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    Talking For those of you with humor

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    BTW- contemporary wushu artists really are the most amazing athletes.

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    ****. Those Wu-shu guys were pretty sick. lol @ romo!

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    Thats a pretty cool three man set, kinda "famous" if you will, I've seen a few more clips of that comp, those guys are amazing athletes. Some of that was some of the worst crap I've seen in a while, guess that was the point though.
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    Yeah I think the irony of having them on there is that they are deliberate acrobats and don't even kid themslves in belief of "martial"skill.
    Last edited by ShaolinTiger00; 02-07-2003 at 11:54 AM.

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    Yeah the acrobatics were nice. Good body control and all... something to be repected... Although those moves are shadows of the past of people who were alot better and more capable than we are... =p
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    I liked the guy trying to break the bricks with his head... he tried like 4 times? ouch!!!

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    he was behind the camera looking for more LSD.

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    The 25% or so of clip time taken from old samurai movies doesn't bolster their argument either.
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    The guy breaking his head with the bricks...

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    I'd love to kick anyone of them.. I'd start giggling I swear
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    while watching the clip, even before turning the sound on, I knew they would put C. Cox's "Everybody was kung fu fighting"...

    Although it gives a funky touch to these funky demos, I still feel that it means one thing: kung fu is necessarily associated to phony non combative gym by the majority...
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    actually that modern Wushu in the beginning is pretty cool.
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    What I find funny is that while it is playing 'Kung fu fighting' there is probably only one part of the footage that contains something of Chinese origin - the rest are mostly Japanese arts
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