Gotta do a new cheesy martial arts pick up line thread.
Hey baby, wanna check out my broadsword, I was told I have a beautiful stroke.
and the oldy but goody
I have an excellent staff form, its pretty long too, wanna see?
Mile High Playa
Gotta do a new cheesy martial arts pick up line thread.
Hey baby, wanna check out my broadsword, I was told I have a beautiful stroke.
and the oldy but goody
I have an excellent staff form, its pretty long too, wanna see?
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Mile High Playa
That's not all I can do with my Chi
You wanna help me create our own two person form?
Wanna see my exibition form?
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
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I can conserve my jing for days.
(unfortunately, to prove this, you must then say 'no, I am conserving my jing, not too popular with the ladies.)
My sticky hands is unparalleled(okay, this will just get you laughed at, but that's better than spit at)
And of course, once these lines all fail, you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that you were born to weild a staff.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Care to hold my baoding balls?
Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.
You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen
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I thought you'd never ask.
Zhuang Xiao Shan
I "Hung Gar" for your sweet loving?
I teach a grappling art from the FuKien Yu Province. Shall we proceed from the mount position?
*dies from overwhelming cheesiness*
"If you and I agree all the time, then one of us is unnecessary."
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo
Against stupidity, even the Gods contend in vain...
Zhuang Xiao Shan
They call me "Three Tracks in the Tatami..." ?????
"If you and I agree all the time, then one of us is unnecessary."
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo
Against stupidity, even the Gods contend in vain...
7* n00b
I'd be afraid to go out with any of the girls in my mantis class... you know female mantids rip off the head of their mates during sex, right? <*CRiNGe*>
Last edited by Mr.Binx; 02-08-2003 at 07:57 AM.
-Mr.Binx
"I think therefore I think I am."
Mile High Playa
Yeah, unless you are planning on a relationship, I wouldn't date anyone from the school (it gets ugly if you forget to call, and you match up the next sparring class.)
I mean not that I've ever done that or anything...
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
"special" member
you could always give her a grappling challenge(these are better without clothes involved):
"okay... put me in your guard and we'll work from there"
"i'm gonna lay on my back and you can put me in the full mounted position... over and over again"
"alright i'm gonna try to escape your guard.... aw f*ck it, lets screw"
lol @ northern practitioner... u know that actually happened to me. I was dating this girl at my tkd school (I was 16) and tried to break up with her, but it slipped my mind that i would have to see her at sparring class within a week. of coarse, the instructor (unaware of our "thing") matched us up against each other, and she beat my as$ cause i felt too guilty to put up a fight
crazy cow killin sidekick
My staff form shows good penetration power
LOL
Is it just me or is the old movie *Big trouble in litte China* kinda dirty
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
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god of war
Thanks to xingyi, my drilling technique is awesome. Care to see?
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
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"Wanna practice the naked strangle with me?"
A Tai-Chi practicioner pick-up line: Wanna see the application of " Golden C0ck stands on one leg" at my place?
Last edited by chen zhen; 02-08-2003 at 11:29 AM.
even if you win ...
im gonna punch you in the face.
stupid cu nt.
where's my beer?
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