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  1. #16
    "i'm gonna punch you in the face.

    stupid cu nt" -originally posted by gunned down atrocity


    lol that's brilliant. i should use that one the mall lmao

  2. #17
    CMA guy cross training with bjj girl:

    "I'll show you my staff form if you show me your triangle choke"
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    If you're on Kazaa and have broadband do a video search for Crouching Woman, Hidden Boner and give it a look if you haven't already. It's f00kin' hilarious! If all porn was that cool I would be a porn star. I seriously want to learn that Invincible Wheel kung fu technique...
    -Mr.Binx

    "I think therefore I think I am."

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    "Excuse me Miss....Your Chi is being blocked at Conception Vessel 1.... If I massage it I can save your life........"
    May Your Blade Chip and Shatter

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    Mr.Binx, I found a copy of Crouching Woman hidden Boner here- ------> http://domi.co.uk/stuff/

    You guys should check out the rest of that site, it's frik'n hysterical!!!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


    For the Women:

    + = & a

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    If I told you that you have a beautiful arm bridge would you hold it against me?
    FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

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    haha here is my pick up technique

    " yes i know real good womens self defense techniques" " Here let me show you what happens when i grab you here".

    They never seem to want to get out of that hold at all,its always "ok wait a minute let me get the feel of this first.

    Many respects,,TWS
    It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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