Going to London, friday. HOW TO FIGHT TERRORISTS?

[Mr Punch]

Tell the potential terrorists the fat, bad-smelling neighbour just down the aisle is American (hell, he probably is anyway...!), and when they jump on him take them from behind!

Don't tell em he's English or they'll kill him too quickly!!

[fa_jing]

oh but we do have Coast Guard...

[Colin]

Nothing to worry about Kris!

London is sooo safe, I mean it must be because it's where everyone else from every other dangerous place in the world decides to come to for safety!

Anyway if Bush stopped *****ing about and nuked all the Iraqi/Afgani/Iranian/Pakistani/Korean/Libian loonies we would have nothing to worry about in London, as the wind would blow the fallout away from the UK!!!

Remember my gun is way bigger then yours!

Colin................

[Kristoffer]

Well, I'm back from the trip and nothing happend We got caught up in the whole peace demonstration in Hyde Park. **** that's alot of people. Pretty cool but we had to walk ALOT after that and no undergrounds were open and ppl killed to get a taxi. Bought some clothes and just minor things but overall it was cool to get back to UK (were there a few times as a kid).

BTW If I were a terrorist.. I would so kick @ss