WAY OFF TOPIC - SONG I MADE UP...

[HopGar]

it goes: (to tune of day-o, sunlight come and me want to go home)

Dead-O, Dead-O
Daylight come and Osama go boom!

Come Mr. Taliban, stop hiding Osama
Daylight come and Osama come home!

Dead-o, dead-o,
Dyalight come and Missle go boom!

Here come big missle to destryo Osama
Daylight come and Osama go home!


Maybe I do have too much time on my hands......

Zvika

"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

[Martial Joe]

How Original :D

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky's main man...

[DrunkenMonkey]

That reminds me. Today I saw some guy wearing a t-shirt that said "Wanted: Dead" and on the picture showed a picture of osama bin laden's head held by the statue of liberty.

That guy KNEW he wouldn't get in trouble because if any of the administration sent him off campus, they would have immediately absorbed the image that they didn't hate bin laden too.

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous

[HopGar]

Amusing, no? :D

Zvika

"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

[HopGar]

Actually I shouldn't take full credit, a bunch of us were discussing the situations in the world and the taliban came uop and we kinda figured that it soundedl ike parto fthat song if ya know what I mean.

Zvika

"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

[MaFuYee]

THE TALIBAN CAN ( sung to the tune, "the candy man")

Who can take the Koran?
chorus: Who can take the Koran?

Ignore Mohammed's truth?
chorus: Ignore Mohammed's truth?

Justify with violence "A tooth for a tooth!"
The Taliban can.
chorus: The Taliban can.

The Taliban can 'cause they mix up all the truth
And let the hate shine through.
chorus: The hate shine through.

The Taliban make,
Everyone they take,
Paranoid and suspicious.
The imam is not but vicious,
You can't even trust in riches.

Who can fight the Russians?
chorus: Who can fight the Russians?

Blow them up for fun?
chorus: Blow them up for fun?

Make a new republic that's totalitarian.
The Taliban can.
chorus: The Taliban can.

The Taliban can 'cause they mix up all the truth
And let the hate shine through.
chorus: The hate shine through.

- I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!

[KC Elbows]

LOL! Beautiful Ma! I'm going to get fired for laughing so hard at work. I'm gonna be singing that all day.

The Taliban make
everyone they take
paranoid and suspicious! :D

[HopGar]

not bad, Ma! not bad at all!

Zvika

"He's not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e's resting, I'll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot...." -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch

[Shaolin]

Do you butt backward close minded foolz out there honestly beleave that killin bin Ladan is going to stop the war. NOOO! Today you kill bin Ladan, tomorrow someone else who hates America will take his spot. :mad:

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

[Stumblefist]

Drunken Sailor
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What can you do with a crouching Osama
What can you do with a crouching Osama
What can you do with a crouching Osama
Roasting in the desert

Bury him in a bunker with a tomahawk up his
Bury him in a bunker with a tomahawk up his
Bury him in a bunker with a tomahawk up his
Roasting in the desert
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Killing Osama will achieve killing Osama
It's a start...
"Out out dammed Spot"

"Crouching Taliban, Hidden Osama"

[Stumblefist]

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Yeah, run and hide all you Taliban,
Uncle Sam's on the move again
Osama's got in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Afganistan
So put down your Koran and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are they fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a ****,
Next stop is Afganistan
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! Taliban's bound to die!
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With some (unintentional) help from Country Joe and the Fish!!

http://www.clarkson.edu/~winklebh/vietnam2/fish.html

"Crouching Taliban, Hidden Osama"