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    FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

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    Old man is tough!
    killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations

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    Thumbs up

    Did not work too well for me.
    I can block,but can I strike? No way.
    Whipped and weakened.
    The sunset´s setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    I got world champion tko'd the old man
    I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
    - Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

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    I beat him....I'll tell you how to win....
    So if you want to do your own way don't look

    uppercut, right, right, left that gets him good!!!!
    So stop cheating!!!!
    Go Surf!
    Train hard and work hard to gain mastery.
    Do not train and you gain nothing.
    Spread good karma!!! Because if you dont, you get hit by bad karma!!!
    Then you will step in dog crap!!!=)
    Karate's better!!!

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    5th round KO.

    I beat up an old man
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    I took me the whole 10, but I beat him.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    5th round. jab, uppercut, uppercut, overhand. Then block like crazy.
    cxxx[]:::::::::::>
    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    I lost first time. Second time I won, 10th round TKO. Third time, 2nd round KO. Forget blocking, just time your jabs and you can stop most of his.
    Let people make mistakes; it's the easiest way to learn and remember what not to do.

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    Dude, all you guys seriously suck. I beat him my first try, first round, in like 15 seconds. I've taken a piss that has lasted longer.
    I have a signature.

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    Here, I will post the file of a picture of me beating him to prove it.
    I have a signature.

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