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Shaolin Monks take drugs
Have you been to Shaolin temple lately.
Although the older sifus still preserve the art, the younger students are abandoning the age old tradition for rock music and drugs.
It of of great urgency that we set up a Shaolin Temple youth fund to rehabilitate the yonger monks and instill the disaplin of kung fu intop their minds.
How do you propose this money can be raised in a time of financial chaos in the States?
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are you serious!!! i know they listen to pop music but drugs.. wow
peace
bakmeimonk@hotmail.com
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Fu, I didn't know they were into drugs.
You could raise the money by robbing a bank :)
In case you haven't worked it out, I was joking.
About robbing a bank that is :)
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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Fu Manchu
If your serious.. then maybe you could put on fund raiser show.. a Martial arts show of some sorts to raise the money let people know its for a good cause.. it might work..
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Fu, do you know what drugs they take. As they are my heroes, I want to be just like them :)
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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Shaolins on Drugs
Abandit
That's right, the young monks have taken to sex drungs and rock & roll. They have even descricated their grand masters graves and defaced the Temple statues with their ghastly grafitti.
I intend to set up a foundation trust that will hunt down and lock evey one practicing shaolin kung fu under the age of 18 and resore the temples to their original state. People will then practice Shaolin Kung Fu in the name of Dr. Fu Manchu.
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Wow, I'd never heard of this happening before.
Why do you want them to practice under your name. I apologise if this is offensive, but it sounds a bit egotistical to me.
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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well they drink!
drunken form
herion belt form
black hash fist
cocain head kung
pot feet
leaf palms
heads kuen
credit fist
blow me because u o me fist
its famous for there veiny arms skills and robbing techniques.
like-needle in artery
hit and run
lifting bags
train station bashing the boys
kick your guts in
working the wall techniques have been proven inside and outside the temple doors, its one of the biggest style around and its spreading like tae bo.
abandit im sure you can add to this list of forms and techniques? :D whats your views on this modern day system?
peace
bakmeimonk@hotmail.com
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You forgot:
Crack snorting palm
Magic mushroom head
Valium chuan
Angel dust shirt techniques
Golden Needle fighting
Johnny Walker Do
What about:
Hit and run gong
Drive by pai
Uzi do
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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i was at the temple in the summer time and it not as bad as fu says you see every thing around shaolin is being torn down even the village so um where they gonna go to listen to the music and get the drugs without being found out also some of them have become keen to rap music i guess thats thanks to the rza from wu tang
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Fu Manchu,
What exactly do you intend to do with the money (if any) you collect? Very easy to start a fund but how to use the money....
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vlad
he will buy drugs with it!! ;) **** hypocrite
peace
bakmeimonk@hotmail.com
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Sounds like he already has :D
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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Shaolin on drugs
The money would be used to restore the temple to its original state in excahnge for a 50 year lease from the chinese government. The building will be used for educational tourist attractions where old monks will be brought out of their retirement homes and employed to perform shows. This will ease the unemployment in the region and give the youngseters something to look forward to besides becoming a rock star or something superficial like that. The rest of the funds would be used to set up the head office of my chi realignment clinic in the Cayman Islands were the taxation regime is much more attractive than the US.
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You're not serious are you?
Guns don't kill people, I kill people
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