It smells, sounds, feels, and tastes like a grapefruit, too.
Is that a nutty coincidence or what?
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
It smells, sounds, feels, and tastes like a grapefruit, too.
Is that a nutty coincidence or what?
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
The Smarmy Host
What does a grapefruit sound like?
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
Daper Dan Man
Squish.
My nards look like grapefruits.
Originally Posted by Oso
Registered User
i guess u guyz are bored.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Judge Pen, I know you're joking, but you should be careful about what you say.
I got a rash and swelling about a week ago that really did swell my package up like a grapefruit. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. The problem isn't completely gone yet, and I haven't had a stiffie since then. What's more, the rash has spread to other parts of my body and as I type this I'm watching my pinky flash pink and white in time with my pulse while trying like crazy not to scratch it, since that would just make it worse.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Loud City
You guys never listen to me. I'll say it again for the last time: The pretty hookers are not chicks!Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I got a rash and swelling about a week ago that really did swell my package up like a grapefruit. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. The problem isn't completely gone yet, and I haven't had a stiffie since then. What's more, the rash has spread to other parts of my body and as I type this I'm watching my pinky flash pink and white in time with my pulse while trying like crazy not to scratch it, since that would just make it worse.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Heh, I wish! No wait. I don't.
Actually, my best guess is that I got Poison Ivy or Oak or something on my hands and then transferred it to the tickly-parts via good old fashioned loneliness. Coulda been an insect or spider bite, too, though. I was running around in some pretty thick brush, considering it was right in the middle of the city.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Daper Dan Man
My apologies man. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
No need to apologize. Just remember that the price of getting what you want is having what you once wanted.
(deep, huh? I stole it from a comic book about a goth-rocker who lives in a castle made of nightmares.)
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
The Smarmy Host
you have elephantitus.
If thats how its spelled...
If not, well just call it the clap.
*clap clap clap clap*
Disclaimer: Gonorhea is nothing to clap about.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
Daper Dan Man
CSN, just wash your hands before getting lonely. Especially after pulling weeds in the garden.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Good advice, but too little too late for me.
The rest of you, take heed!
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Keeper of Useless Facts
It could be that new avionirial virus called Cherpies. I heard it was un-tweetable.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Just when I thought the pain could get no worse...
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Mile High Playa
OK, so I know a bunch of us know a lot about each other nowadays... but really, I'm sorry to hear about your boys, and I'm sorry I had to hear about your boys.
Hopefully things will be on the up and up for you soon.. I mean that figuratively, and literaly.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
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