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    Thumbs up postal 2 is the shiznat

    man ... there is no other game quite like this.

    the first thing i come across is a guy puking on the street

    if you hit a guy just right with a shovel you can decapitate them and then kick their head down the streat.

    but the best part is you can pi ss all over everything.

    i peed on this guy and he puked

    this is a gda kinda game. your missions consist of basic tasks like cashing your paycheck at the bank or picking up milk at the 711. and you must wait in line behind morons ... there is no way around it. but in postal i can shoot the bi tch in front of me with a tazer ... watch he pi ss herself ... and then pi ss all over her. you can even chase people around peeing on them ... they run away screeming mother fu cker or if they have a gun they'll shoot you. just got to watch having your di ck out around cops cause you'll get arrested. the novelty might ware off quick, but i definately recommend this game.
    where's my beer?

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    pretty sweet, ill ask my bro to get me a pirate copy of it
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    I remember the first game. It's the only game I've returned to a store and forced them to give me my money back. It was just sick. Running around with a blowtorch taking out innocent people. And this was around the same time I watched the "Faces of Death" movies and didn't even blink. Now you can pee on people? I didn't think the game could get any more sociopathic.
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    right ... that's exactly what im saying.
    where's my beer?

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    yo GDA thanks for the PM, you the man!
    my beatch of a brother with broadband connection will take care o it soon!!
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    where's my beer?

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    Thumbs up

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    I have a signature.

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    not yet but my buddy was telling me its the games highlight. been playin too much shadowbane.
    where's my beer?

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    Buy the game and kill him. IT REALLY IS HIS VOICE TOO. They got him to do the voice for his character.
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