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    Can my God beat your God?

    First off, let me state that I am an athiest, so this is not a real religious post. It is not ment to offend or insult any religion, so please don't take it as an assault on religion. That said...

    If gods were not immortal and could be hurt, who would win in a fight? Remember, some hindu gods have more than two arms, thor has a big ass hammer, and some native american gods are actually very intelligent animals.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    Can god build a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?
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    the Sun Wu Kong (Monkey King) would whoop EVERYBODY down, Greek, Egyptian, Hindu, Native American, bring'em all!

    and in the Chinese comic, Saint Legend, he beat the 8 immortals to a standstill.
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    My money's on kali. That's one **** scary god.
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    Shiva is a dammn cool god
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    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

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    Originally posted by Xebsball
    Shiva is a dammn cool god
    any god that gets a machines of loving grace song named after her has gotta be coo.
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    but could she beat up other gods?
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    Originally posted by Xebsball
    Can god build a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?
    Western Orthodoxy: No. God being omnipotent means that he can do anything that is possible. A rock so heavy than an omnipotent being cannot lift it is not possible, so God cannot create it, just as he cannot create a round square.

    Greek Orthodoxy: Yes. And then he can lift it.
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    Can god build a rock so heavy that he cant lift it?
    This is an example of why I'm an atheist. Too many holes in too many theories.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    Originally posted by FatherDog
    Western Orthodoxy: No. God being omnipotent means that he can do anything that is possible. A rock so heavy than an omnipotent being cannot lift it is not possible, so God cannot create it, just as he cannot create a round square.
    Then he is not omnipotent.

    Paradox!
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    god is not omnipotent cos there is no omnipotency, the concept of omnipotency is flawed
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
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    Then he is not omnipotent. Paradox!
    Hence the atheism.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    Originally posted by shaolin kungfu


    Hence the atheism.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Paradox!
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Another paradox...

    In the form of a question. Can god kill himself? Think about it real hard and you will see what I mean.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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