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  1. 04-25-2003, 11:08 AM #91
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    Here's a pic of football jesus.

    The kid tackling jesus is going straight to hell.
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  2. 04-25-2003, 11:10 AM #92
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    And martial arts jesus...

    Jesus is encouraging the children to solve they're problem through violence
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    JEEEZE...

    & I thought the Jesus action figure on wheels was bad...

    I don't know if I'd want jesus on my football team. He'd probably be great at catching a ball (unless the nail marks make his hands slippery) but c'mon, he'd probably let anyone tackle him...

    Probably have a perfect record in Baseball or golf though... not to mention water skiing.
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  4. 04-25-2003, 11:19 AM #94
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    speaking of golf...

    Jesus touching a child in a not so appropriate way


    And baseball


    and skiing
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    You should show that Jesus Tae Kwon Do picture to the people who say that martial arts are satanic and will make you go to hell.

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    Jesus did it for the chicks!

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  7. 04-25-2003, 03:47 PM #97
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    This is one of my favorites...

    It looks like jesus is taunting the kid

    No, you can't have my ball! Now go away before i smite thee.
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  8. 04-26-2003, 08:40 AM #98
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    Hey Hey Hey what's all this bashing behind my back! My style of fighting is unmatched.
    Check out my friend Osama as he demonstrates our deadly art!
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  9. 04-26-2003, 08:49 AM #99
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    I thought jesus knew peanut oil wrestling?

    Did he not defeat Tiamat in a peanut oil wrestling match at Wallmart?
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    Jesus won't fight. Monkey King is Top Boss. Drinks all the peanut oil in Walmart. End of thread. Please, no pennies.
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  12. 04-26-2003, 05:10 PM #102
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    And remember...

    what christ really died for
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    I'm a Christian...but there is no bias when I say Jesus could easily defeat all of your Gods. You see, even though he was a Pacifist, the Bible says that he could have summoned "Legions of Angels" to get him off the cross. So, you mess with my God, you gotta deal with his posse.
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    Those angelic army won't be allowed to join in a one on one combat. In addition, he can't ask his daddy for help either. So I stand by my last statement, Jesus won't last one move against any other Gods.
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    Wink Awash in a sea of false Jesii

    Those angelic army won't be allowed to join in a one on one combat. In addition, he can't ask his daddy for help either. So I stand by my last statement, Jesus won't last one move against any other Gods.
    Dude, thats the whole point! Jesus came down to die, man! Killing Him makes Him stronger, like Godzilla in water or something.
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