Can my God beat your God?

[Shaolin-Do]

Yeah, shiva is "the destroyer"

Shiva specializes in smiting, and with all that smiting shiva does, I doubt he/she would care about smiting cupid too.

Then the whole world will be in trouble when cupid gets smitten and starts shooting bitter little arrows.

[shaolin kungfu]

Apollo would be a better long range choice than cupid. He doesn't have the cuteness of cupid, but makes up for it in willingness to take revenge.

[Chinwoo-er]

Just a very important note in all this

Thor has a hammer, posidon has a trident and other gods has other weapons. But one thing we keep forgeting to mention.

DO THEY KNOW HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY ????

I mean, knowing Thor ( from his reputation of an absolute brute), his moves would probably be limited to the lift up, smash down. Even his speech may be within the range of "Me Thor, you Jane", "Thor mad" or "Thor smash" Sure, that smash from the hammer itself maybe able to level out mountains, but anyone would dodge that. A simple sideways step from any martial artist and he has all the room is needs to deliver a match ending blow.
That being said, I think that only the deities whose resume has some kind of fighting skill would last a round in the cosmic UFC ring.

Jesus and Buddha doesn't come close.

You know, I have been thinking, Confucius was known to have once defended his King against an assassination attempt. So that means he has some fighting skill. Of course, he would more likely be lecturing on Li to his opponent while getting danced on by Shiva

[Chang Style Novice]

Well, Ganesh typically packs a battle axe and an elephant prod and whip. Considering he's part man and part elephant, I guess we can assume he knows how to use the prod and whip at least.

[Chinwoo-er]

Ah Shaolin-do, there is the catch. Once you get hit by cupid's arrow ( from the furthest possible range, something along the line of 3 parsecs ), you fall in love with cupid. So you can't bring yourself to smite the little fella. Hence, Cupid is superior to Apollo

[shaolin kungfu]

Apollo's arrows bring instantaneous death. And the goal is to harm your opponant, not cuddle them to death.

[cho]

going with that logic, why not Venus/Aphrodite?
she'd make all opponents succumb to her will.

[MasterKiller]

from the furthest possible range, something along the line of 3 parsecs

Unless you make the Kessell run in less than 12 parsecs, then all bets are off.

Jesus and Buddha doesn't come close.

You know, I have been thinking, Confucius was known to have once defended his King against an assassination attempt. So that means he has some fighting skill. Of course, he would more likely be lecturing on Li to his opponent while getting danced on by Shiva

Hasn't anyone seen the Super Best Friends episode of South Park? Sheesh. Once David Blaine gets enough followers, we're all doomed.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
Yeah, shiva is "the destroyer"

Shiva specializes in smiting, and with all that smiting shiva does, I doubt he/she would care about smiting cupid too.

Actually, there's a Hindu love god very similar to cupid, right down to the arrows.

He's also bodiless, because when he pulled that shit on Shiva, he opened his third eye and turned him into a pile of ash.

Shiva don't mess about.

[Xebsball]

Originally posted by Chinwoo-er

(2) I am kinda surprised no one opted for Ares. GOD OF WAR for crying out loud. When it comes to fighting, why does no one put money of a professional ? Since when have we started to trust a laymen over a soldier when it comes to fighting ?

Aight man here goes, the god of war is also known as Mars (Marte in portuguese)
Now my name "Marcos" means "The one protected by Mars"
Thats right, youre going down.
Why? Becouse im invincible

(see my Ralek style)

[MasterKiller]

David Blaine will choke you out.

[shaolin kungfu]

Royce could chokeout all the gods and dieties at once.

[shinbushi]

(2) I am kinda surprised no one opted for Ares. GOD OF WAR for crying out loud. When it comes to fighting, why does no one put money of a professional ? Since when have we started to trust a laymen over a soldier when it comes to fighting ?

Actually Ares (The Greek god) was seen as a bully and a blood-lustful god that would run if attacked by other gods. He was despised by the other gods. Interesting he was the only offspring of Hera and Zeus. Many warriors asctually worshiped Athena Goddess of wisdom, battle and weaving. Even the Spartians worished her.

no Mars (Roman) thought taken from Greek Myth was clad in gold and a great warrior. Different Cultures different ideas.

[shinbushi]

Originally posted by ZIM
[B Hastur the Unspeakable... [/B]

You said his name

[Xebsball]

well thats why my name is not Arecos, cos Mars is superior