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Thread: Biggest Martial Arts Myths Exposed

  1. #31
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    Da.mn you Felipe. You are absolutely correct. It was Duke wasn't it?

    It's about time to change my sig and avatar anyway.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Myth # 17 - CMA will teach you to beat up multiple attackers. Even if you can't beat up one skilled attacker.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    There is only one no nonsense system....

    knowing 900 forms lets you call something it is not.
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    There is such a thing as a "good fighter".

    Martial art is not a spiritual practice.

    All martial arts are the same.

    There is a huge difference between Japanese and Chinese martial arts that is insurmountable.

    Holding 5 hour horse stances are good for you.

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    My alma mater winning the ncaa mens basketball tournie this year was good for my training.
    Sorry to see Texas go down like that guys....lol final fours are hard.
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    Originally posted by ewallace
    - Xebs will get some.
    you saying thats a myth
    EWALLACE I HATE U

    you see, you see, somabeatch you made me drop coofee on my badboy white tshirt sombeatch motherfocker, fock u!
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    Calm down xebs, you'll get some.
















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    HEY I READ THE FOLLOW UP MESSAGES TOO YOU KNOW

    Now im gonna have to hate you too Shaolin
    I pizs on your momas face, who-re
    "If you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

    "If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
    Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black"


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    - the martial arts are for learning how to kill and maim people.
    Last edited by Shuul Vis; 05-02-2003 at 10:23 PM.

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    -ninja's are totally sweet.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    quote:
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    Some things worthwhile come out of California and New York
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    Mexicans and Puerto Ricans?
    lol
    where's my beer?

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    - prana has never hidden in the garage with a dozen big macs

    - ewallace didn't vote for nader for the last two elections

    - kung lek doesn't use kung fu to hide his real passion -- curling.


    d'oh. this is about MA.

    um.

    er.

    - the best techniques will work against any opponent no matter the circumstance.

    - the best techniques are so good that they'll work half-assed even when against someone with lesser techniques who practices their butt off and wants to tear you a new one.

    - grapplers can't fight standing up

    - kung fuers can't fight on the ground

    - rich mooney (nuff said)
    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    gda's pe nis is quite tiny.

    wait ... that's not a myth.
    where's my beer?

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    Originally posted by GreyMystik
    the old chinese gungfu masters never lost fights (yeah i'm sure they were BORN undefeated right?)
    Everyone is born undefeated.
    "hey pal, you wanna do the dance of destruction with the belle of the ball, just say the word." -apoweyn

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    where's my beer?

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