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    Exclamation Not for the squeamish!!!

    Holy ****!! This was a forwarded message I got, apologies for the messed up text. Read it , then download the pic. Can anyone verify this story?


    This rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th by a
    spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at
    Pennslavania State.
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain
    > >anonymous,
    > > > >> > remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a
    > > > >>personal
    > > > >> > best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his
    > >stomach
    > > > >> > in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete
    > >the
    > > > >>lift."
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce
    > > > >> > stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat
    > > >position.
    > > > >>He
    > > > >> > remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to
    > > > >> > stand caused him overwhelming agonising pain. Para-medics arrived
    > >and
    > > > >> > applied anaethesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance.
    > >He
    > > >was
    > > > >>
    > > > >> > rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as
    > > > >> > an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it
    > >was
    > > > >> > revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the
    > > > >> > time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the
    > >lifter.
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was
    > > > >> > unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the
    > >incident.
    > > > >>This
    > > > >> > spotter promptly fainted when he realised the extent of the
    > > > >> > injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss
    > > > >> > as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who
    > > >remained
    > > > >>in
    > > > >> > the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation
    > >of
    > > > >> > the helpless audience.
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the
    > >prolapse,
    > > > >> > but remained immobilised with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2
    > > > >> > weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that
    > >the
    > > > >>organs>
    > > > >>
    > > > >> > retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter
    > > > >> > required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice
    > >and
    > > > >>stich
    > > > >> > the rectal passage
    > > > >> > (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse)
    > >and
    > > > >>also
    > > > >> > was put on a low fibre low residue diet to combat flatulence to
    > >avoid
    > > > >> > any possibility of a recurrence.
    > > > >> >
    > > > >> > CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if she thought he would
    > > > >> > resume his power lifting career. " Not if I have anything to
    > >say
    > > > >>about
    > > > >>it,
    > > > >> > would you like to risk
    > > > >> > something like that again" We agreed!!
    > > > >> > CBS news
    > > > >> > ...... now see the photo click the attachment
    > > > >>
    > >
    > >(See attached file: WTF1.jpg
    "Try to use that one legged crane stance when 50 sumo wrestlers are all around you, and then your going to get sumoed." - Ralek

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    Surrender yourself to nature and be all that you are.

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    Holy ever-loving God in Heaven! That is ****ing sick.

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    nope… not even gonna look… is that the B/W pic???
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    " Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardner at war."
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    fake. Look for it on www.snopes.com

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    I hope you guys don't need snopes to tell you that's fake.

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    Dats whats wrong with putting rocket propulsion engines in the wrong places....

    Sorry, dat was just wrong. Could feel his pain sitting on the favourite chair today ... ooowwweeeeee !!!!!

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    I think his ass is a part of an animal giving birth ..
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    Rectal prolapses sometimes happen to woman after birth. They can sometimes be dealt with without surgery.
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    If it's fake, it's a darned good one.
    Anyone care to use it for their avatar? GDA?
    "Try to use that one legged crane stance when 50 sumo wrestlers are all around you, and then your going to get sumoed." - Ralek

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    i like my decapiated head but thanks for the pic. its definately fake, but it wont stop me from showing it to friends when i have parties.
    where's my beer?

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    lofl
    Yeah, I dont think its real my self, but that is some sick f*cking
    sh!t anyways.

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    My father-in-law is an MD, and when I showed him the picture he immediately recognized it as a prolapsed rectum. Apparently, they are common enough that he has seen a couple before. He said all you have to do is shove it all back inside with your hand.
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