Well see, that's the thing - The astral spies were indeed there, but they know that my chi blast is mor powerful then they can imagine, and they dare not try anything. However, that didn't stop Ashida Kim himself. He looked like a 300 lb ninja and he was wearing a gracie t-shirt. He told me that spitting was a viable means of self defense, and then started going over the finer points of it. Of course, I didn't care, so I butterfly kicked him and told him to get a life. I am helping him find a girl so that he can practice his ninja sex magic. He thinks he's mastered it, but he knows that he must try in on something other than his hand, and he's allergic to sheep.
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter