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Originally posted by firepalm
Anything that Van Damme has done is also tied with anything that Chuck Norris has done as worst possible martial arts movie(s).
Oh and add anything also done by Joe Lewis (Jaguar Lives... arrrrrrrggggghhh.... bad, bad, bad totally wrong)
Dam... do you have anything against american fighters???
(well they arent as good as hollywood wants you to think they are but...)
Edit- Well american Fighters that were in movies
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Anything against American fighters?
No they just suck to watch!
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As opposed to all those really cool Canadian fighters?
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LOL. Regardless, if Van Damme is a fighter or anything in real life, all of his movies sucked, and not just because of the plot, but his horrible acting. And I wont try to make any comments on his fighting abilities. Lets just say I liked Sasha Mitchell doing the other American Kickboxer movies than the first movie of the series Van Damme starred in.
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I love Matrix as a movie I just think that the ****ing fight scenes is as entertaining to watch as dog **** on a wall. And it bugs me that sci-fi nerds think Keanu and Co are 'fighters'.
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Who said "they are fighters?" But as an actor in Matrix, he's ok. I mean you can put someone who has no experiences in Kung Fu, and they can probably "act" the same way or better. But eitherway, be content with what you got, otherwise you just wasted your movie ticket.
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People with no martial arts training have a tendancy to view their favorite actors as bad ass fighters. You've never seen this? Wake up..
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Karate Warrior 2 (Utter waste material,if you can find it,do watch it just for the record)
Matrix.
Street Fighter.
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Best of the Best is cool
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OK the first one was allright, but 2-? is butt-awfull
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Oh right.. forget bout the second.. ye is pretty ****ty arite
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Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
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Power Rangers is better than Best of The Best.
Man,was that movie corny.
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