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    power rangers suck major ass

    I mean, LOOK AT THEM!!


    now, the Turtles is something else..

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    Turtles rocked as a cartoon.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    Definitly.. The sais, Bo staff, chucks, swords... No one can beat that!!! Espcially(sp) when they say "Kowabunga Dude"!!!
    Go Surf!
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    Then you will step in dog crap!!!=)
    Karate's better!!!

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    they should ditch the "dude"..

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    Itīs a bit odd though that they do prey on that humanly female reporter.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    A little sodomy going on right there

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    It cannot hurt though,to be able to cram so much junk food and still be that fit and alert.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    It cannot hurt though,to be able to cram so much junk food and still be that fit and alert.
    Aww, I don't know, they were getting a little chubby around their shells in the last episodes.

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    Never noticed.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    -FC, summer of 2006-

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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    Det kan du hoppa upp å snurra på.
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    You mother****ing **** lickers can suck my cohones

    ..if this won't get this thread locked, WHAT WILL!?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Talking

    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Is everything allright or are you just letting off some steam,in an extraordinary manner it may be...?
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    -FC, summer of 2006-

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    Worst Martial Arts Movie:

    SURF NINJAS

    Too bad, b/c Ernie Reyes Jr. has some seriously good ma skills.
    His best work was in The Last Dragon.
    The 10 Elements of Choy Lay Fut:
    Kum, Na, Gwa, Sau, Chop, Pow, Kup, Biu, Ding, Jong

    The 13 Principles of Taijiquan:
    Ward Off, Roll Back, Press, Push, Pluck, Elbow, Shoulder, Split, Forward, Back, Left, Right, Central Equilibrium

    And it doesn't hurt to practice stuff from:
    Mounts, Guards, and Side Mounts!


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