Royce would choke out ghyslain.
Royce would choke out ghyslain.
I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash
Leia will take them both.
How would Royce get in for the grapple past that whirling golf ball collector of death?Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
Royce would choke out ghyslain.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Trinity would wack leia across the room
Trinity whacking the daughter of Darth Vader. I would like to see that.Originally posted by Chinwoo-er
Trinity would wack leia across the room
I'd rather see Trinity and Leia gettin' it on!
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching
Morpheus is just a puny human with powers NO SKILL! Isn't Windu some sort of Jedi? With mind tricks and serious saber skills... Morpheus bites the dust, Matrix or not.
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
Exactly. Mace Windu has actually _deserved_ his skills, unlike Morpheus.
"Extra inch, extra power." -Tarm Sarm
gotta see Matrix today!
***SONIC KICK***
Serpent..
Why do you have to mix sex and violence together ?? I mean, what's wrong with plain, simple, juicy violence ? You throw sex into the mix and what you get is a whole lotta mess
NUH-UH!Morpheus is just a puny human with powers NO SKILL!
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All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
batman would open a can of whoopazz on all of them
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Good one Chang...
Just Saw RELOADED last night...
Morpheus has all the best lines...
just that alone has him whuppin' Windu...
in THE MATRIX they'd fight to a standstill
Out in a Galaxy Far Far Away... Windu would win...
Batman would of course do fine in either situation... unless it's the George Cluney BATMAN in which case Wolverine would chop him to bits...
is it time for another Movie charactor death match?
1st round:[list=1][*]Wolverine vs. Blade
[*]Neo vs. Law (Evil Jet Li in THE ONE)
[*]Daredevil vs. Scorpion King
[*]Elektra vs. Mystique
[*]Morpheus vs. Darth Maul
[*]Mace Windu vs. Agent Smith
[*]Spiderman vs. Nightcrawler
[*]Trinity vs. Deathstrike (from X2)
[*]Bulletproof Monk vs. Bullseye
[*]Batman vs. Hero (jet li)[/list=1]
I just want to see vin diesel get his arse kicked!
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Oh yeah...
Let's throw in
[list=1][*]XXX (vin diesel) vs. 007[/list=1]
as well...