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  1. 05-20-2003, 12:27 AM #1
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    Question who beats who

    ~ I was just thinking today about something I heard someone say to me several years ago, or maybe I read it…

    ~ If you have a Japanese Martial Artist in a fight against a Chinese Martial Artist the Chinese Martial Artist will win because their technique and training are superior in every way.
    ~ If you have three Japanese Martial Artists fight against three Chinese Martial Artists the three Japanese Martial Artists will win because the three Chinese Martial Artists will end up arguing and fighting against themselves about lineage and positioning of the hand and who is the most authentic and traditional in their training methods.

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  2. 05-20-2003, 12:31 AM #2
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    Actually most Japanese fighters kick the **** out of Chinese fighters whenever they fight. hehehehehe


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  3. 05-20-2003, 01:40 AM #3
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    I would have to agree with Ryu. The Japanese cats are like "put up or shut up". Here in Japan a lot of schools do heavy hitting sparring with no gear. There are not too many Chinese schools left that do this. Most likely Kung fu guy would explain to you why and how he would win by showing you paperwork, graphs, and charts. A karate guy would help you pick up your teeth after you woke up.
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  4. 05-20-2003, 04:37 AM #4
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    I can't beleive your so dumb you took that serious



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  6. 05-20-2003, 05:03 AM #6
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    pfffffffft...


    Can you say, 'body oil'?
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    That's for lovin', not for fightin'!
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  8. 05-20-2003, 06:19 AM #8
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    oh yeah... your right
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  9. 05-20-2003, 07:50 AM #9
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    " I can't beleive your so dumb you took that serious"

    You should learn how to spell before you call someone "dumb".
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  10. 05-20-2003, 08:21 AM #10
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    So intelligence is measured in how well you SPELL? lol
    This isn't even my first language, you wanna take it in swedish and see how well you spell? You clearly have a problem to see when someone is ironic and making jokes.
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  11. 05-20-2003, 08:25 AM #11
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    Sorry, it was my mistake.
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  12. 05-20-2003, 08:37 AM #12
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    You should learn how to spell before you call someone "dumb".


    You should learn to spell before you correct people.

    ... dum.... nope.
    dumb.
    yup.
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  13. 05-20-2003, 08:42 AM #13
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    What are you talking about?
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  14. 05-20-2003, 09:28 AM #14
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    I thought you were saying he misspelled dumb.
    I now see you corrected his use of word believed.
    Probably a typo.

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    Pretty impressive command of english for it being a 2nd language there kristoffer.
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  15. 05-20-2003, 10:14 AM #15
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    Richie.. it's ok, glad we sorted it out

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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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