Keysi Fighting Method?

[MasterKiller]

Fighting is nothing like your aerobic classes...er...dance classes...er...capoeria, porkpie.

If you ever get some real training, maybe I'll show you someday.

[red5angel]

I told you man, you got to get it down to beating me in 2 minutes or less, 5 minutes isn't even worth showing up for. If I'm going to make the trip you gotta have the skeewz. Besides, I'd have to gain some weight to make it fair unless you stick with your weight watchers program tubby.

[MasterKiller]

What's your stats?

[red5angel]

I'm 6'1; 180 lbs; 32-inch waist and most of my fights don't take 5 minutes

[MasterKiller]

I'm sure they don't. Your combined 9 months of training hasn't prepared you to last more than a minute or two against a real fighter.

I bet you can Tango your @ss off all night long though.

[red5angel]

I'm sure they don't. Your combined 9 weeks of weight watchers hasn't prepared you to lose more than a pound or two when faced with a good meal.

I bet you can stuff your face all night long though.

[MasterKiller]

Just like your neo-con idols, all you can do is resort to baseless ad hominem attacks because your record is empty. Maybe you should spend the next 3 months researching junior colleges instead of flip-flopping between MA styles.

[red5angel]

what was your record again? Other then threatening to beat people up in 100 words or less?

[MasterKiller]

Seven years in one style. You can't manage 1 year in any style. You can't even put all your training together to equal 1/3 of mine.

[red5angel]

your kidding right tubby?

[MasterKiller]

You weigh more than me, porkpie. You tell me.

[red5angel]

I see you've resorted to making a lot of assumptions, as usual, except this is some retarded political thread where you start throwing around your psychotic conspiracy theories.....I think you should stick to trying to kick my ass in 5 minutes, sounds like a worthy goal, just lose some weight fatty and practice more kungfu.

[MasterKiller]

Like I said before, five minutes was a conservative estimate. I would destory you in 2 minutes or less; unless I became distracted by your handstands and dancing, in which case, it might take a little longer for me to stop laughing before I break your arm.

[red5angel]

shouldn't you be scarfing down your third breakfast?

[MasterKiller]

You tell me, porkpie. You outweigh me.