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  1. 10-19-2004, 01:09 PM #61
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    that depends OJ, do I play his "endurance game" and take 5 minutes or do I play like the big boys and end it quick
    I'm sure your d34dly 9 months of training has prepared you to do just that.
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    apparently my 9 months has prepared me better then your 9 years, see - 5 minutes seemed like an awful long time to me. Oh! unless you were just going to toy with me? Can't be, you fat guys can't run so you'd have to go for a quick kill. Guess you need to go back to training.
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    apparently my 9 months has prepared me better then your 9 years, see - 5 minutes seemed like an awful long time to me. Oh! unless you were just going to toy with me? Can't be, you fat guys can't run so you'd have to go for a quick kill. Guess you need to go back to training.
    You're 6-inches shorter than me and still outweigh me. I'd put down that twinkie if I were you, pee-wee. If you can't reach the counter, maybe you can ask someone to help.
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    6 inches shorter? now I see how you got your 6 inches in that las post. I'd recommend getting a ruler on your out of weight watchers tonight.

    Hey OJ, what are the chances we could get you into a bikini? At the end of every page of posts you could come out holding a sign letting everyone know what round it is, oh yeah, and odn't forget to shake it, not the sign......
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    6 inches shorter? now I see how you got your 6 inches in that las post. I'd recommend getting a ruler on your out of weight watchers tonight.

    Hey OJ, what are the chances we could get you into a bikini? At the end of every page of posts you could come out holding a sign letting everyone know what round it is, oh yeah, and odn't forget to shake it, not the sign......
    But,I look so much better in a g-string!!!
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    Originally posted by red5angel
    6 inches shorter?
    I'm guessing that chick is about 5'6. Funny thing, you are 6'1 and the same height!

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    Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
    I'm just glad I didn't have to watch Ned Beatty get sodomized by a cartoon penguin.
    I guess he got his heavy frontal wrinkle while shooting that scene!...
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    Originally posted by old jong
    I guess he got his heavy frontal wrinkle while shooting that scene!...
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    Originally posted by Meat Shake
    "Do you have a pc near the throne?... "

    No... But it sure would be nice if I did.
    When I have the money for it Ill certainly leave a lapper by the crapper.
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    WTF is Keysi BTW?....
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    WTF is Keysi BTW?....
    THAT"S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO FIND OUT!!!! Until that fat guys started stalking me. I might have to get a restraining order or something, he's creepy...and fat.
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