This forum is on the brink of death..

[Vash]

Tree Pretty, Fire Bad!!!

[Machine_Phantom]

ok...
i think i must come clean on this or ill never be in peace with myself

im not really Xebby or Kris
My name is Milena
Im a hot chick and im here searching for true love
i hope you guys like me, im cute and sweet

*kisses*

[Vash]

Sleepy time.

Peace.

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Machine_Phantom
ok...
i think i must come clean on this or ill never be in peace with myself

im not really Xebby or Kris
My name is Milena
Im a hot chick and im here searching for true love
i hope you guys like me, im cute and sweet

*kisses*

if youre new, then how can you know the names we usually use for "Kris" & "Xebby" beforehand? that means you already knew about their "pet" names we always use. btw, xebby havent posted here for a long time under that name, that means you knew him.

[Vash]

Fug. Nose is bleedin' like my heads on it's fuggin period.

Mornin, by the way.

[chen zhen]

good evening.

[CaptinPickAxe]

This urine...IS CLEAN!

I have a job now
which means I can spend my paycheck on clothing and taking wimmin out to dinner. I also get to start saving up for an MPC2000XL...which means my production quality will sky rocket...
Today is a very good day.

[Ming Yue]

wohoo!!

contrats on the clarity of your pee and the gainfulness of your employment.



this means you can begin tithing to me. excellent. 6% will be fine and will guarantee you a place in heaven.

[CaptinPickAxe]

LOL!

Yes, 6% seems like a fantastic amount to pay for my eternal soul to go to heaven...but the deskman told me for $50 dollars I can have the breakfast in bed...so I'm torn

[CaptinPickAxe]

Hell...I got a job again...I can afford both...can I pay for two souls, Ming?

[Ming Yue]

I'm sorry, the 6% package doesn't come with breakfast in bed.

Perhaps you'd be interested in my 15% package? That comes with complimentary coffee.

[chen zhen]

i dont understand what you people are talking bout


hey Captin, is it like one of these?

[CaptinPickAxe]

exactly, chen.
Like the one in my avatar.

Ming, thats highway robbery.!I think I'll just go to purgatory for a while with all the people who had sex before marrage

[chen zhen]

what does an mpc do? what is its function?

[CaptinPickAxe]

MPC is a multi-purpose drum machine. Its used to make complex beats and simple melodies and bass lines. Its also great for sampling. Basically its any beat junkies wet dream.