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  1. 06-11-2003, 04:14 PM #1
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    Unhappy OT: Junk food cometh to Iraq.

    Hi all.

    American fast food is starting their invasion of Iraq.

    Junkfood Invasion

    Cheers.
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  2. 06-11-2003, 04:22 PM #2
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    at least they're limited to the bases ... for now.

    now there's one more type of bomb in iraq -- the gut bomb.
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    Now we can watch the rate of heart disease jump in Iraq.
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    that's tragic...

    they won't even have the choice between Coke or Pepsi!!!
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  5. 06-11-2003, 07:34 PM #5
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    Hey, maybe the war wasn't over oil after all! It was all about getting fast food chains into Iraq!
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  6. 06-11-2003, 07:48 PM #6
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    i guess without decent showers and toilets, at least burger king and pizza butt will seem normal to their regular sanitation back at camp.
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    I guess they will need to get cracking on those toilets soon now.

    I can see a few cases of the sh@ts coming on from eating that junk.
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  9. 06-12-2003, 10:38 AM #9
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    nah. just let it solidify and put it back on a bun.

    it's called the food chain, or something like that.
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    t's called the food chain, or something like that.
    you mean it's called a Fast Food Chain eh?
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  11. 06-12-2003, 12:50 PM #11
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    those things are like 20% fat. I hope the iraqis like to drink, cuz that's about the only time most of that **** will taste good.
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  12. 06-12-2003, 01:26 PM #12
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    Originally posted by jun_erh
    those things are like 20% fat. I hope the iraqis like to drink, cuz that's about the only time most of that **** will taste good.
    I doubt that many Iraqis will be keen to touch it eveything has to be halaal.

    Remember the stink in India(methinks) about the oil that had beef extracts for frying the fries.

    Now I reckon the Iraqis are stricter than that even.

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  13. 06-12-2003, 01:29 PM #13
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    This woman who writes for one of my favorite magazines VICE (check it out at www.viceland.com ) is in Dubai, Iraq. All the "muslims" go there to bang *****s and get loaded. My guess is their not real particular about the halaal or what have you. Here's a quote:



    Sorry but Hala is real. Here's an email she sent us after we ran the story (she asked me to disguise her real name and her email address):
    ------ Forwarded Message
    From: hala
    Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 16:59:32 -0500
    To: viceland.com
    Subject: THIS IS HALA KHAN REPORTING LIVE FROM THE MIDDLE EAST!!!

    Salam Aleikum from the richest dirtiest city in the Gulf : DUBAI

    YOU *******S FINALLY SAW THE LIGHT 2 YEARS AFTER I WROTE YOU THAT
    GOD**** SADDAM ARTICLE!!!!! My bro just got in touch with me and gave
    me the news... I knew you would need it sometime, Saddam's a star...
    Nice edits...

    Anyways I'm living in the Gulf working for a HUGE arab news network..
    the new rival to AlJazeera in the region.... It's madness here
    seriously... So drop me a few lines to let me know... If you need any
    insider info on some Middle East correspondent ish.

    To sum it all up, Dubai is the playground of the Middle East. All
    Gulf countries frown upon Dubai because of money laundering and
    prostitution and the generally permissive attitude with booze and
    partying (no doubt imported by the sinful Westerners) The fattest
    oil-rich towelheads (Saudis) like to make righteous islamic criticism
    about what goes on in this Muslim country all week and then come here
    on weekends to have massive drug orgies with a bevy of
    Russian/Morroccan/Ethiopian prostitutes. There are hookers of all
    flavors here and I live in the only city in the world that has a
    seven-star hotel called "BURJ AL ARAB" (built on an
    artificial island here, it stands out hard and erect like every
    lecherous Saudi Prince's ***** in the 2 floor BURJ hotelrooms)

    IF you want more let me know... and ... YOUR WELCOME

    PEACE
    HALA
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    They're gonna eat a slice of pizza from pizza hut and die from the greasyness!!!!
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