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    Offtopic - What's the worst thing that could possibly happen?

    Last edited by Chang Style Novice; 06-17-2003 at 04:09 PM.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    hatching elephants the same way.....
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    Aww man, that's sick!
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    poor kid.

    at least there's a song about it:

    if your peepee's full of beetles, clap your hands
    if your peepee's full of beetles, clap your hands
    if your peepee's full of beetles
    and it feels like peeing needles
    if your peepee's full of beetles, clap your hands

    ok. now i'm going back under my rock.
    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    HAHAHA! OMG that was funny!
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    You know, I would've expected something like that from GDA, but not from you, rubthebuddha.

    Congratulations!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    Thumbs up

    if your peepee's full of beetles
    and it feels like peeing needles
    lmao
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    This one's prtty good, too.

    Not as disgusting, but rather amazing just the same...

    One devote man

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    I just heard about some guy that passed a whole kabasi right after eating it.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    wow amazing

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    Rogue, you're breaking GDA's brain. (See Health & Fitness Forum)

    Keep up the good work!

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    Some guy in denmark had something similar. He had been traveling to some obscure foreign country. and when he came home, he found out that big worm-like creatures had hatched on top of his head, below the skin of his skull. He said he could feel and hear them eating the flesh of his skull!

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    Christ, I'm sorry I asked. Is there any body part that's NOT presently being used as an insect larva hatchery?
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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