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    Talking The Matrix Reloaded - Abridged Script

    Very funny!

    Beware SPOILERS (kinda) is you haven't seen the movie yet.

    Reloaded Abridged.

    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    I needed a good laugh after what has happened. Thank you.
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    Originally posted by PHILBERT
    I needed a good laugh after what has happened. Thank you.
    You're welcome.

    What happened?
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    How do you think monks/strippers got started before the internet? - Gene Ching
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    Find your peace in practice. - Gene Ching

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    Long story, I'll give ya the quick one. The first woman I ever loved called me, hadn't heard from her in 18 months and we've talked for like 4 hours. In fact as I speak Im still talking to her. We won't get back together, she's engaged.
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    never say never
    (evil laughter)

    hey man, be strong (supportive), kung fu training was made for occasions like this ... break something !!! (that isn't part of your body)

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    I have broken something. Ive taken down a closet door, ripped apart a phone book, left knuckle marks implanted on them, screamed so loud if I were Goku I'd turn Super Saiyan...
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    kung fu doesnt help at ALL when u go thru a su(ky relationship and get taken to the sh|tters...

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    Peace is not the silence of cemeteries.
    Peace is not the silent result of violent repression.
    Peace is the generous, tranquil contribution of all to the good of all.
    Peace is dynamism. Peace is generosity.
    It is right and it is duty.

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    Nah it's only bad for you.. First your angry, then you break alot of stuff you regret later Then your sad and will get behind in training I speak of experience
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    You need pot.

    Or make a booty call... Can get rid of aggression that way too
    and that works 2 fold, cause the "booty callee" is amazed by your "ability" and you get to "relieve agression".


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    Kristoffer, Do you find that killing cows or other animals helps the situation?

    SD- Pot won't help the situation, and a bootie call only works short term.

    I say break More Stuff , and then Spar with Somebody Full Contact
    , might help more if you win.

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    ..Only if the animal belongs to the one who broke up with ya
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Very good!!!

    KEANU REEVES
    Just answer me one question. We're
    not going to find out that the real
    world is in another matrix, are we?

    THE EXPLAINER
    Christ I hope not.

    Me too.

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    the world may soon end… I agree with SD… and it my only be temporary… but he\\… it better than getting sadly drunk and doing stupid sh!t… nothing more pathetic than a sad drunk... now a sad stoner gettin some azz… good for you…
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    lmao good one


    They are CHASED by TWO ALBINO RASTAFARIANS. More video game music plays in the background.


    ALBINO RASTAFARIAN #1
    We are utterly pointless.


    ALBINO RASTAFARIAN #2
    Yes we are.
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    www.buddha-fist.com

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    KEANU REEVES
    I don't feel the slightest bit
    intimidated, and as a result the
    audience feels absolutely no danger.

    AGENT JACKSON
    That's a shame, since this is the
    first fight scene and should really
    get them hyperventilating.
    basically...
    LAURENCE FISHBURNE
    This is a matrix film, there's no
    point to anything other than style.
    Last edited by Suntzu; 06-18-2003 at 10:04 AM.
    "pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. " - Henry Rollins


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