FROZEN RATS IN MY Fridge!!

[joedoe]

Originally posted by Royal Dragon
Gee, thanks. I supse you have rats in your fridge every night ehy?

No, but you are still a big girl

[Royal Dragon]

Lol!, You may be right. But still, THEYRE RATSSS!!! on my FOOOOOOD!!!

[Laughing Cow]

RD.

Stop being so squeamish.

But if you are paranoid I would start checking the burgers for pieces of Rat's tail and whiskers.



Hold on didn't you ask your wife to cook you some good Chinese dishes??

Cheers.

[Becca]

Originally posted by Royal Dragon
Lol!, You may be right. But still, THEYRE RATSSS!!! on my FOOOOOOD!!!

Yah, but the dead ones don't eat much.

[Royal Dragon]

So you guys are taking Terri's side in all this?

Jeeeshh, thanks alot.

[joedoe]

You might have been fine if you had said you expressed righteous indignation at having dead rodents stored alongside your food. But as you mentioned that you screamed like a baby I lost all respect for you

[tsunami surfer]

I once found a hand in a freezer while helping to inventory a meth lab .

[joedoe]

Originally posted by tsunami surfer
I once found a hand in a freezer while helping to inventory a meth lab .

Sound like an interesting story. Care to elaborate?

[tsunami surfer]

It wa s asouvenier from a murder committed awhile back. It was a serious biker we were taking down. Areal life Rasputin or Blackbeard.One scary 100% BADASS. One of the few times I kept my finger on a trigger when I had no target.

[joedoe]

Wow. Sounds like a real sicko.

[Serpent]

I used to share a flat with a girl that kept two snakes. She'd keep frozen mice or young rats in the freezer all the time - we got used to it.

There was this big blue mug by the side of the snake's tank and she used to get a frozen rodent and fill the mug with water, then float the rodent in the water to thaw it before feeding it to the snakes. This became known as the mouse mug and everyone knew to never use the mouse mug for coffee or tea or whatever. After all, frozen dead rodents were regularly thawed out in it and she rarely washed it up!

Anyway, one day there was a robbery out the back of the buildings and the cops came round taking statements and stuff. As a young house of bikers we had issues with the law. When the cop came in and sat down to fill out statements my flatmate asked him if he fancied a cuppa. Of course, he accepted. You've obviously beaten me to the punch line! Yes, you can guess what mug he got his sweet brown tea in!

It was really hard not to laugh as the three of us sat there answering his questions, watching him sip appreciatively from the mouse mug!

heh heh heh

[tsunami surfer]

He was beyond sick. They didnt even suspect him of that particular murder but then how do you explain some dudes fist in your freezer.

[Laughing Cow]

At one stage my Mother used to work in an Animal research Hospital.

Coffee was usually made on a bunsen burner in the lab and you NEVER opened the fridges or peeped into pots/containers.

Worst was when mother brought some work home, kitchen had luvely cooking smells till we found out that she is boiling the meat off a specimen to take the bones back the next day.

Cheers.

[joedoe]

Serpent: reminds me of the time when I got booked on my way to work at a fast food outlet while working thru uni. Later in the day the officer who booked me came in to get his lunch. My manager gave me the go-ahead to defile his food. Unfortunately I couldn't bring myself to do it.

TS: So did you get the guy in the end?

LC: interesting childhood

[tsunami surfer]

To LC paraphrasing in Jeff Spicoli voice:

"WHOA! GNARLEY DUDE!!"

(The only good thing Shawn Penn ever said or did.)