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  1. 06-21-2003, 08:10 PM #1
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    Why???

    Why are there so many **** topics on karate now???
    Everyone is either critisizing it or comparing it to other styles.. Come on now!!!
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    I don't understand the problem. Why shouldn't there be? (Beside the very tired argument that this is a kung fu forum. There's enough common ground that discussion of one is relevant to the other.)
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.
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    ....coz karate SUCKS!
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    off the top of my head…

    Gi's are gay… silk pj's are pimp…
    MMA says KF suck… KF needs someone to pick on that they MIGHT beable to beat up…
    KF is too deadly to practice on one another… so might as well practice on poor little karate…
    KF has wushu chicks… karate has *shrug*…
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    Good points
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    karate has *shrug*…
    Ever watch Sport Karate...? They have staffs that light up, and do crappy butterfly kicks, and lots and lots of aerials. And oh yeah, kicking over your head fifty times in a circle has lots of martial applications.


    But they do yell really loud, so I guess it would work on the street.
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    karate chicks sucks
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  8. 06-23-2003, 08:20 AM #8
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    Originally posted by Suntzu
    KF has wushu chicks… karate has *shrug*…
    chicks are cool wushu or otherwise. I've seen some karate chicks that have gotten my attention.
    Last edited by Judge Pen; 06-23-2003 at 08:31 AM.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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    Originally posted by Kristoffer
    karate chicks sucks
    well...... i stand corrected
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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    Originally posted by Judge Pen
    gis show more cleveage
    KF is slowly losing it case...
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    gis show more cleveage
    Considering most male Karate instructors' man-breasts are bigger than their female students', I would say cleavage is a bad thing.


    Besides, silk top+cold room means it's nipple time.
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  13. 06-23-2003, 08:43 AM #13
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    Man-breasts are a very bad thing. +1 Kung Fu.

    Female cleveage in a gi. +1 Karate.

    Silk tops in cold rooms +1 Kung Fu.

    Gi's that fly open during sparring. + 1 Karate.

    So far its Karate: 2; Kung Fu 2. Who has the tie breaker?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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    We have Helen Liang
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