WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Why do all you guys have such flimsy trou? My ma pants have been either double-thick, double-stitched canvas numbers with the gussetted crotch for flexibility and elastic ankles/waist or the tough-as-nails judogi. Are you guys prancing around in lace and crinoline or something?
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
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actually, that's the one and only thing i miss from the days before the big wing tsun split in 2001. our old pantaloons had gussets and could withstand a bit more tension. of course, they were just a wee bit warmer in the summer months.
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
KFO - Kung Fu Only!
I have to admit that I have grabbed a handfull of boob on occasion...wait, that was at a strip club...
Actually I was teaching this chick some Jeet Kune Do on the set of "Martial Law", and it happened. We were both too embarassed to say anything, so I just continued showing her the drill. Well what do you know, clumsy ass AT grabs a handfull of 34 C all over again...
...now I ask you, is there anyone out there who doesn't think Freud was a genius? Of course, Murphy's Law kicked in...she was married.
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I have a good female friend that I train with and I have accidentally grabbed her so many times that we just ignore it nowadays. At first it was embarrassing but now it's like "Oh well, happened again". I hope she doesn't figure out that I do it intentionally
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Behold, I see my father and mother.
I see all my dead relatives seated.
I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
He calls me. Take me to him.
Daper Dan Man
AT,Originally posted by African Tiger
I have to admit that I have grabbed a handfull of boob on occasion...wait, that was at a strip club...
Actually I was teaching this chick some Jeet Kune Do on the set of "Martial Law", and it happened. We were both too embarassed to say anything, so I just continued showing her the drill. Well what do you know, clumsy ass AT grabs a handfull of 34 C all over again...
...now I ask you, is there anyone out there who doesn't think Freud was a genius? Of course, Murphy's Law kicked in...she was married.
If it was Kelly Hu, then I'm am in total awe!
Originally Posted by Oso
Itinerant practitioner
I find it interesting that none of you have admitted to being the one who pulled off the 120db F@rt of Thunder® during meditation period. Which totally broke everyones serenity!!!
Admit it!!
Last edited by Kung Lek; 06-27-2003 at 06:39 AM.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Porcorossa
Nonono. Nope. Never.
Mine are pretty quiet, really, cuz I'm soooo relaxed and all. But they stink like your granny, after she's been eating prunes, locked in a room, in summer...for 3 days.....
Its like: "what the heck DIED in your butt, man?"
-Thos. Zinn
"Children, never fuss or fret
Nor let unreason'd tempers rise
Your little hands were never meant
To pluck out one anothers eyes"
-McGuffey's Reader
“We are at a crossroads. One path leads to despair and the other to total extinction. I pray I have the wisdom to choose wisely.”
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In Shaolin class we were working with candles, extinguishing the flames with various techniques to develop speed and control. I was in a magic store that sold gag gifts and bought a trick candle that is not supposed to go out when you try to blow it out. Had something like gun powder in the wick or something. So i slide the trick candle into place and light it before my instructor is up. It didn't quite work as his first kick put it out. I see the wick kind of glowing and with some fast thinking I say "hey sifu, watch this!" Then i do a front snap kick to the extinguished candle and the thing lights on fire! To this day he doesn't know how i did that!
Loud City
One time I was sparring, and didn't have the drawstring on my pants tied. When the other guy kicked mt thigh, he pushed down with his foot to stomp my toes and my pants came down.
Good thing I was wearing undies that day.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Official bat boy
lol you know you hit hardOriginally posted by Merryprankster
I was throwing knees so hard while shadowboxing that I lifted myself bodily off the ground and fell flat on my back.
Thank god for breakfalls.
killer kung fu commando streetfighter who has used his devastating fighting system to defeat hordes of attackers in countless combat situations
I crush things.
One day one of the older dudes ripped @ss really loud while we were stretching.
Funny but groos.
hehehhee.....
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