A really, really BIZZAR Royal Dragon E-mail

[Samurai Jack]

This person appears to me to be mentally ill. I urge you to avoid "playing along" with this person any further as it is likely that this person is sinks deeper in to thier delusion every time you do. Read between the lines.

Quote:

"And now they are trying everything to make sure I cant get the equipment I need to stop them and take back my life including attacking my contacts, murdering, making higher offers and then killing them after doing business, calling up using my exact voice and speach manerisms after me to change the meeting date, and then showing up in my physical form pretending to be me and stealing my equipment. I have lost over $200,000 in the last 4 months because of them!!"

He's telling you that he's tried to "buy" this stuff before, and that people like you take his money and give nothing back. Of course it's not because they're having delusions, and he's dealing with frauds, it's because "they're out to get me". The person has paranoid schizophrenia.

[Royal Dragon]

Do you really think so?? Are you sure it's not some college kids trying to figure out how to keep this silly joke going with out actually having to cough up a valid CC number?

I mean, were all laughing our asses off about it. This is so frik'n rediculous that it HAS to be some college kids home for the summer, board off thier butts, sitting arond the PC, laughing about this just as much as we are...........Right?

[taijiquan_student]

Right.

[Royal Dragon]

You know, it just occured to me that this might be someone from KFO messing with me for all those "Royal Dragon E-mail" posts I have put up over the years.

[Samurai Jack]

Right.

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!

[rubthebuddha]

two words, RD:




chao.

[Royal Dragon]

Ahhh RTB, that was only one word

I just got another one from him asking me to reply to his last E-mail.
























Oh, and Don't say Chao!!!

[Royal Dragon]

Here's my reply to his last E-mail:

Yes,

Please email me a photo of what you do have, the older version would be fine so that I know at least you are talking about the real thing.

Reply]
I have photos of the # 69-72108 in the assembly stage, but not completed units. Most of our customers are more concerned with the internal components than outside appearances as each unit is built custom to individual customer specs anyway. There is no real way to keep accurate photos of the finnished product as each one looks different. It's the inside components that remain the same. For example, you wanted the "XID display", correct? But did you now we could use vertually ANY display configureation with the #69-72108? If you prefer a vehicle mounted unit, we could use a bigger one, like a D-104 series display, or even the jumbo990-NCR. It's really up to you. You seem to want the units that are personally portable with the wrist watch controll units. The pic you sent me were not of the units themselves, but only the wrist watch control units. the Tempral warper units are actually worn on the belt, or as a small back pack and are roughly the size of a lap top or a common computer scanner. The vehicle mounted units are bigger because they are designed to Temprally transport an entire vehicle and it's contents. Those units are shipped ready to install in whatever sized vehical you specified in the order. Small units are about the size of a big Microwave, to a TV, and will work on most passenger cars, big units are three times the size of a large refrigerator or washer dryer combo, and will work for boats, planes, trucks or other similarly sized vehicals. Our largest unit is roughly the size of a studio appartment, and was used in the Gulf war on the Aircraft carrier USS "Pegasis" as well as several Nucular subs.


>>4-6 weeks delivery is not going to work, I have a better suggestion. Despite having the most secure network I can and taking all the precautions, the ranns which did this to me will stop at nothing to keep me from getting the equipment I need to take my life back. They have drastically altered my timeline putting my entire life and health in a terrible situation. And now they are trying everything to make sure I cant get the equipment I need to stop them and take back my life including attacking my contacts, murdering, making higher offers and then killing them after doing business, calling up using my exact voice and speach manerisms after me to change the meeting date, and then showing up in my physical form pretending to be me and stealing my equipment. I have lost over $200,000 in the last 4 months because of them!! If you do not have an immediate secure way to deliver the items I cannot lose any more money as somthing always goes wrong only after I send people money. However there is always a way around stuff. If I cannot get the equipment that I need safely in my hands immediately somthing will go wrong.

Reply]
I'm sorry then, we need payment up front. It is a sizeable expense for materials, supplies, componenets, and the labor to assemble and build the product, especially for small orders. There are 321 seperate assembly stages, and each of those 321 stages is adding a component that takes an entire department to build. Unless you are a volume customer with an established account, we need payment up front.

>>I will pay you simply for the best schematic, layouts, designs you have. If nobody can get these in my hands safely then I will build a simple one myself and then warp into another time or dimension to get exactly what I do need directly in person right there and then.

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No, sorry the specs and plans for all our equipment is top secret. they are not for sale. Besides, without a fully equiped manufacturing facllity, how are you going to handle the raw Drilidium used in the tempral modules?? That's some hairy stuff to handle in it's raw state, I only know of 3 facillities in the US that are equipted to process it safetly. No way an end user is going to have the resources to build a multi Billion Dollar manufacturing facillity capable of handling the maunfacturing of specialise equpiment like this.


>>I will need the plans to a model which can be built from readily available parts here in the 3rd dimension 2003. I need the plans to the best in-terdimensional unit you can provide which can be built from parts here.

Reply]
You can look around, but plans are generally not offered for sale, only the end products, or components. If you like, we will sell you the componenets already manufactured. That will save you the hasssle of handling raw Drilidium.

>>In the end I am going to need to aquire the best mind warper posible as I cannot lose memory or have celluar degradtion when I warp my mind to my former self. Is it posible to build the #69-72108-A from parts available here?

Reply]
If you have sources, you might be able to order the parts one at a time, but it going to end up costing you 10 times as much as a fully assembed unit. It's like a car, a starter bought in a parts store is like $50, but the manufacturer only pays about $6.50 to Build one. Because of this an auto maufacturer can make car costing $20,000 for less than $3,000 but if YOU wanted to make the same car, it would cost over $100,000 because you have to BUY the parts retail, due to the fact that you don't own a manufacturing facillity that can male a $50 part for $6.50

>>Keep in mind that anything I do or say over the internet or phone can posibly be tracked, so I will not be able to order anything. I must be able to pick up all parts I need at local stores in person.

Reply]
That is unfortunet, as we are mostly a bulk manufacturer. We do, do small single item orders, that are shipped by UPS or FED-EX, but mostly we sell in bulk and have Semi Trucks dock at our facillity that get fully loaded for delivery to our wholesale customers (Who then retail them to the end users). We donot have a "Show room" persay, only a shipping department.

>>I have attached an example photo of the units I was originally interested in. Yes please email a photo of the older unit you have so that I know we are on the same track. Let me know ASAP please.

Reply]
The photos you sent ARE the older units. Below is a pic of the #69-72108-A. As you can see it is not in a case or anything, but it is the unit you are interested in, and superior to the ones you were inquireing about in your first E-mail. As far as the case and options go we will just assemble the unit in the most readliy avaliable stock we have at the moment. Most of our customers aren't really picky on color, so we don't have any guarentee's on appearance of the units, ony that they are equiped with the options requested. The unit picturted below is assembled in a small back pack made of a hardened carbon fiber/composit material, and is supplied with the Wristwatch controll units similar to the ones you sent pics of. The new Wristwatch units are bigger, with larger screens, or you can order the smaller ones like you had in your E-mail with the XID display.

#69-72108-A Trans Mind Warp modulator:[/i]

[IronFist]

****!!!

I CANNOT believe I forgot about this thread.

Dude, I would have helped you **** with him and photoshopped things for you.

ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard anything else from him?

Tell him you have a fully functional temporal displacer and ask him if you can go back in time and mail the parts to him before he needs them.

IronFist

[IronFist]

Dude, he needs this

Hehe, I found that link at the article ZIM posted.

IronFist

[Kristoffer]

you've got moved

[Royal Dragon]

No, I sent him that last E-mail, and then never heard from him again. I supose I could start it back up again, but Terri's promised to beat me severly if I did. She feels sorry for the guy, and does not understand my finding entertainment value in this.

Anyway, I have been thinking of amking a E-Fyer depicting our new "Temperal" products" that will beoffred this comming season. Can anyone make some sugjestions for good Star Trek like products this dude might be interested in?

[ZIM]

RD- did you read the article I posted? Leave him alone- he's messed up and has been fined. I'm just disappointed becoz I could have scooped the dang reporter...

It's kinda anthropology now. He's like one of those mentally ill guys wandering around with signs that say 'the end is nigh'

[Royal Dragon]

Honestly, till I read that news clip, I thought it was some Kid's messing with me.

Now that I know he's a genuine nutball I'm only going to sell him a Tempral transporter. The Temperal "Mind Warper" is too dangerous for him Me Thinks.