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    Funniest site I have seen in a while

    Do this:

    1) Go to www.google.com
    2) Type in "weapons of mass destruction"
    3) Click "I'm feeling lucky"
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    ROLMAO

    How did they do dat?!

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    hmmmm, I didn't get the I'm feeling lucky part....
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    the real question here is why is so called "joedoe" trying to buy/recive information on weapons of mass destruction via the internet!!


    Are the Americans aware of this "internet" and the risk it presents?
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    Al Gore invented the internet, which means that it is therefore a liberal social-engineering plot to impinge on our 2nd amendment freedoms and steal our hard earned tax dollars to redistribute them to welfare frauds while opening our borders to illegal immigrants who will take our jobs.

    So yeah, we know about it.
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    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    just post direct link. i did that and nothing came up with im feeling lucky.

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    Shaolinlueb - next to the "Google Search" button is the "I'm feeling lucky" button which sends you directly to some page selected by the google team. Try again.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Al Gore.....wasnt he the guy you guys voted in as presedent?

    that was before Bush pointed out that the guy who got the most votes isnt supposed to win obviously!!
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    dangit! still nothing!
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    Should redirect you here
    http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
    Hope is the denial of reality.

    We sail the seas, of negativity
    to banish kindness from this place
    (Sans scruples, sans humility)
    To behold the fierceness of wolves
    assailing ye saints thoroughly
    (Sans love, sans compassion)
    To behold the wails of thine in affright
    whilst evil preyeth upon thy hearts
    (Sans warmth, sans pity)
    To behold a world, darkly astir
    rising in madness and mystery
    (sans light, sans life)

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    LMAO, that was great. How did you manage to come across that?

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    Looks like they forgot to pay thier registration fee for their domain name. Now the page does not even exist, and we can't view the Weapons anymore

    I tried playing with my UN settings, buy adjusting the Weapons Inspector Options on the Security Council tab, but it was no use. Is there some sort of software patch you need to see the Weapons?
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    Sorry guys, I should have just posted the link, but the process was half the fun of the gag too . I laughed for about half an hour over that one.
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    If you get an error message after following instructions, read it carefully. And I mean CAREFULLY!
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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