"Kristoffer – candidate commissioner for swedish"
I here by take the job as the commissioner for Swedish. Other candidates can now leave.
Been quite busy the latest days. So wazza wanna know?
martial art = kampsport / kampkonst
kick = spark
block = blocka
opponent = motståndare
fighter = (the swedish word is 'Slagskämpe') but the english word fighter is more used
fist = knytnäve
teacher = lärare
Yo mama = Din mamma
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."