I think Sanshou Guru has the right idea. And if I was the all-powerful master of dispensing ironic justice, I'd put a rider in the fine print that said after the guys hunt the girls, the girls hunt the guys, only the guys have no cover - make it like a state fair midway shooting gallery.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.