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    Summons the mad baboon on steroids, wielding a wolf-teeth club..

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    The black knight says...

    "it's just a flesh wound!"
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    since this is obviously a street fight...

    ...I push the manhole cover to the side and grab your ankle, pulling you into the sewers and pushing your head under the slime
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Suddenly, in the sewers, Chinwoo-er and Oso are attacked by a large hairy Chinese man wearing a pin stripped suit. They are both thrown against the wall, dazed as the hairy man towers over them . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    I call out to my brothers and withdraw into my shell until help arrives
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    I think judge pen was talking about that hairy grandmaster from shaolin do.
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    that's why I'm scared....
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Maybe they're one and the same. Man that would shake up the lineage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    I bust out of my shell and tengu ashi around the hairy guy and kick him in the nads from behind.

    let's keep it on topic, ok
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    You mean if GM Su Kong was really Master Splinter?
    Bahahaha....


    "Thats the rabbit!"
    "What? Right there?"
    "Yes! Its got... huuuge pointy... teeth!"

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    Unfortunately for Oso, Su Kong Splinter had also studied Iron Crotch. "CLANG"
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    You mean, penetrates like iron needle techniques?


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    I summon father maynard to bring me the holy hand grenade of antioch.

    " use this, thine holy hand grenade, so that thou may blow thine enemies into tiny bits"
    I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, then hit their wimminz with a Tony Danza. - Vash

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    "in thy mercy."

    Gotta finish the quotes if your gonna start them.




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    aha, but even as my foot shatters I do a forward flip and crash into him with my iron shell technique.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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